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    What We’ve All Been Waiting For…


    2008 - 03.31

    It’s a landmark day for paranormal investigators around the globe: we now have definitive proof that ghosts actually do exist.

    Dr. Clarence Vuyaunte of Cornell University, a professor of physics, says that recent lab work has concluded that the paranormal realm is not only plausible to science but can be quantified by recent experiments in his Eschelmann Hall laboratory. A series of tests were conducted on an entity from a nearby undisclosed cemetery.

    His deductions have astounded his colleagues. His findings are somewhat surprising as well:

    -”Anti-energy” (similar to antimatter) is the basic component of entities.
    -Power is derived from external sources, similar to machines.
    -Ribbons of antimatter occur in some manifestations of “spirits”, giving them a dark, shadowy appearance.
    -Infrared and UV light occasionally captures the outer layer of antimatter from apparitions in cold, dry climates.
    -Low levels of current carry the conscious mind of the deceased in a free-floating energy bundle.
    -Film specially treated with a phenylalanine solution is best for recording actual phenomena.
    -Our “souls” behave like energy waves which enables them to pass through matter.
    -Objects are manipulated by entities through a combination of energy transference and antimatter bombardment.
    -Light can sometimes be produced by entities. The color depends on the vibration and friction of correlating particles.
    -Spirit “orbs” are a form of free energy radicals naturally occurring in the atmosphere.

    There are still many trials to undergo, but the current results are very promising. Vuyaunte believes he will be able to publish all of his results later this year.

    Oh… and have a great April Fools Day everyone…

    Supernatural Spotlight: Antonio R. Garcez


    2008 - 03.31

    I don’t have a single drop of Native American blood coursing through my veins. That does not mean I’m not extremely curious about the myths, lore, and history surrounding the early civilizations of the Americas. And oddly enough, I’ve had a few unexplainable experiences involving Native spirits during my life… experiences which still sometimes haunt me to this day.

    In our modern times, the Eastern Woodland tribes of the Midwest are a distant memory. We are left with a few artifacts (arrowheads, mounds, and sparse monuments) acknowledging their existence in the region over thousands of years. The few whom were left were forced West in the early 1800s and late 1700s. Some descendants still can be found in the Southwest, though much of the original cultures are forgotten.

    A few years ago, I stumbled across Antonio Garcez’s website while browsing paranormal topics. It was sheer coincidence that someone mentioned his name and recommended his work. I bookmarked his site and ventured on with my research, soon forgetting the page in my hundreds of saved links.

    Many months later, an email from the author reawakened my intrigue. He combines two of my favorite topics: Native American history and the paranormal. His books reveal hints of “entities” throughout Colorado, New Mexico, and other scenic, arid areas of the United States. On a backdrop of adobe homes and graceful canyons, the spirit world comes alive once more.

    Not only is his website beautifully designed, but his work is truly outstanding. Before he came along, most books dealing with “ghost towns” failed to mention the supernatural aspects of these places. Starting in New Mexico, he began scouring the Southwest in search of ghosts. He spoke with regular people and discovered a fount of tales and plans to embark on further explorations around the country. There is even talk of television and film work based on his writing.

    I have to admire the mavericks of the world who blaze new trails in the paranormal community. People like Garcez keep the field interesting…

    The Wanderer Returns…


    2008 - 03.30

    It was a good weekend, but a long one. I’m still feeling worn out, but I’ll be back to normal tomorrow. So much to catch up on… and I’m too tired and sore to do it now!

    Ghouls and Goals…


    2008 - 03.28

    When most people think of England, two things come to mind: ghosts and football.

    (No, not that “American football”… normal football (i.e. soccer). You know, what the rest of the globe calls football? The sport that actually involves your feet?)

    Among England’s many football leagues and teams is Arsenal, part of the Premier League. Their goalkeeper, Spaniard Manuel Almunia, recently received special permission to return to his Hertfordshire home for lunch with his wife in Abbots Langley. Ana doesn’t like being home alone.

    Apparently, their house is haunted.

    She has heard chains rattling and witnessed the stereo volume changing on its own. The most terrifying experience occurred one night when the figure of a monk carrying a candle appeared at the foot of their bed.

    The couple believes the home was built on the original location of Leavesden Hospital. This mental institution was constructed in 1867 and was mostly demolished in 1995. Only the administrative block, recreation hall, and chapel remain.

    The Bigfoot of the Bush?


    2008 - 03.26

    The creature often known as “Bigfoot” goes by many names. In the United States, it is often referred to as Sasquatch in the North and Skunk Ape in the South. In the Himalayas, the Yeti.

    But what about Yowie?

    Yes: on the remote island of Australia, there have been reports of the same enigmatic beast. There, he is commonly referred to as the Yowie. And like anywhere else in the world, the tales are often met with skepticism and plenty of humour. Yet much of the Australian Outback is still uncharted. Many beasts once believed to be extinct (or yet to be discovered) could roam the countryside.

    According to researchers, Oz is home to two distinct species of Yowie: a smaller, more docile ‘jingera‘ of Aboriginal legend, and a gigantic, aggressive counterpart. The basic description remains the same: large, hairy, ape-like humanoid creatures with immense strength and horrid body odor. A few reports from the 1800s exist, and people have reported seeing an ape-like creature as recently as last year. The boys at Australian Yowie Research do their best to keep track of sightings and evidence in an effort to prove its existence.

    In 1997, Cadbury began marketing Yowies… or at least a line of collectible, cute tins of chocolate resembling the legendary animal (personally, I’m partial to Crunchies… though I’m normally not crazy about Cadbury chocolate). They are, in fact, still collected today though they were discontinued in 2005. While the Yowie remains a cultural icon, it is still an almost comical idea in the minds of most Aussies.

    But who knows. Concrete evidence could be near a billabong somewhere, just waiting to be discovered…

    Paranormal Investigators: We Know Drama


    2008 - 03.26

    Many people watch shows like Ghost Hunters and think, “Gosh, that looks like fun! getting together with people, investigating ghosts, having fun… I want to do that too!”

    I really wish that were the case.

    Yes, investigating hauntings can be fun, rewarding, and sometimes even a bit lucrative. But just as with any hobby or career, it has plenty of pitfalls.

    Media, be it print or television, isn’t always a blessing. Some reporters misconstrue words and twist storylines to follow their own private agenda. Occasionally, journalists will appear to have the best intentions, but once the story is published it has a negative stance. Reporters will make mistakes. They will use hype to over-dramatize statements, evidence, or tales. It comes with the territory… after all, ratings and good reviews can mean the difference between a feature story and being sent into a hurricane miles away, never to be seen again. There are plenty of decent, well-respected reporters in the world, but that doesn’t mean they’re all of good character.

    Then you have the curious: the visitors and trespassers eager to catch a glimpse of something. In an effort to experience something, some bystanders can get in the way, ruining audio and video with too much “noise” or interfering with serious work. Then you have to contend with the authorities, who won’t necessarily believe that you haven’t voluntarily brought your own entourage. Some less-than-polite people will take souvenirs or leave marks to show their presence at a location. Ultimately, these actions can terminate any possible work… sometimes permanently. If law enforcement officials or owners feel the property or location is becoming threatened, no one may be allowed to return… even the serious investigators.

    Some of the worst damage comes from within. Fellow investigators and group members. Many people may not fully understand the politics involved in most organizations of this nature. People become power-hungry. Disagreements lead to fights and coups. Fairness is forsaken for greed. People want to be equal while dictating demands to everyone else. Feelings get hurt. Feuds break out. Internal struggles tear apart groups and cause people to forget why they do what they are doing. People fail to work as a team… to work together toward a common goal.

    Over the last 13 years, I’ve experiences each of these. Some of them I still experience. This doesn’t mean that everyone involved in the world of the supernatural will have issues and problems. If you genuinely are interested in ghosts and aren’t out for personal gain or glory, you will do fine. caution is a wise stance to have, both in dealing with the living and the dead. And, of course, a sense of humor can save you from most negative situations.

    If you’re not in it for the fun, excitement, and satisfaction that comes with hard work, then you just might be in the wrong line of work…

    Dead and Breakfast


    2008 - 03.26

    When a building is haunted, most people try their best to ignore or deny the presences.

    Not Goodwin House Bed & Breakfast in Burton, Ohio. They welcome the spirits. And don’t mind talking about them.

    This 1828 house is listed on the National Register of Historic Places. It was built by Dr. Erastus Goodwin and most of the structure remains original, right down to the woodwork and foundation. The innkeepers quarters may date back as far as 1814. A few guests and paranormal investigators have reported unusual experiences, especially in the dining room. Robyn Morris, the innkeeper, heard her name called by an unknown person.

    Of course, there are a few other hauntings in town. At least one spirit (”Peter”) is said to haunt Full Spectrum Art Studio. Burton Fox Inn, a former restaurant and boarding house in the southwest corner of Burton Square, is haunted by a little boy named “Charlie”. Belle’s Colonial Restaurant has been plagued by mysterious footsteps.

    The Goodwin House, along with several other local haunts, will once again be a stop for the “Ghosts of Burton Historical Tour” on October 18th and 25th, so mark your calendars! Last year, the tour sold out so if you’re interested be sure to reserve tickets as soon as they’re available! The cost of the tour is $18 for adults. Call (440) 834-5050, email ghostsofburton@hotmail.com, or visit www.goodwinhousebb.com.com.

    Pretty Fly for a Dead Guy…


    2008 - 03.25

    Zack Dunlap of Fredrick, Kansas has a bit of trouble with his memory. Most people might consider that odd for a 21-year-old.

    But most young adults haven’t been dead before.

    On November 19th, Zack was involved in a serious accident involving an all-terrain vehicle. He was taken to the hospital, but after his heart and brain ceased functioning, he was declared dead. Family members went to pay their last respects before his organs were donated.

    But he moved.

    48 days later, he was released from the hospital. He doesn’t remember the accident or much else, but he can recall hearing the doctors announce his expiration.

    Doctors say it may take at least a year for his brain to repair itself after the trauma, but the Dunlap family doesn’t mind the necessary patience.

    Look into My Eyes…


    2008 - 03.25

    Not just your average hypnotic suggestion…

    Jeepers Creepers, Where’d You Get Those Peepers?


    2008 - 03.25

    Over the past decade or more, stories of particularly strange encounters with not-quite-human people have been whispered around the globe.

    The storytellers are very diverse: a bank executive in Sydney, Australia elevator; a couple at a rest area in Michigan; a Portland, Oregon apartment manager; an anonymous Starbucks customer in an undisclosed location; and most-surprisingly a newspaper reporter in Abilene, Texas.

    To the casual observer, the individuals they met or saw wouldn’t seem very unusual. Though upon closer inspection, they all had one very odd thing in common: their eyes. They were pure blackness, lacking a pupil or iris.

    Websites often refer to these people as BEKs (short for “black eyed kids“). Generally, they are children, between 10 and 18, and are entreating entrance. Be it a ride in a car or coming inside a home or apartment to borrow the phone, they generally grow impatient if denied. Witnesses have noticed a strange, uncomfortable feeling around them… even compulsion, as if under hypnosis.

    But who are they? Several theories exist, from the mundane “people wearing black contact lenses” to the obscure, more paranormal “alien hybrids”, “demons”, and “vampires”. The fact that they cannot enter a vehicle or dwelling without the owner’s permission lends credence to the similarities with vampire legends. Whatever they are, the people who have reported the encounters have been terrified and shaken by their experiences.

    Are they real? Many people say that it’s simply an urban legend. Indeed, there is no evidence backing up these stories, which makes them difficult to prove. They were all chance encounters, usually without other people present. No photographs were taken. No traces were left behind.

    The most credible encounter was that of Brian Bethel, a newspaper reporter who encountered two strange children outside a movie theater in Texas. his 1998 tale has been the cause of much speculation… and even controversy. Some allege that the tale is fiction, while Bethel still stands by his story. And yes, he’s even on Blogger.

    The only real way to know for sure is to experience one first-hand. After all, seeing is believing…