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    Unskilled Labors…


    2008 - 07.30

    Insult has been added to injury for me this week. I have been once more turned down for work. The required job components? Excellent research abilities, writing fluently, and good typing skills.

    Oh, the irony of it all…

    Some weeks really are better than others. Sometimes, it feels like the universe just wants to bitchslap you so hard that you fall backward and are knocked unconscious. But hey, that could just be my high stress level talking.

    Otherwise, it’s been a hot, muggy, and moody week for me. A little something positive would be nice right now. Still, I remain optimistic as often as possible. Optimism is often the only driving force we have left.

    I did get out to enjoy the peaceful serenity of a berry farm this week, picking blueberries in a field where the warm, breezy atmosphere was interrupted but once by the incessant twitter of a mobile phone. For a while, I longed for the simplicity and plainness of the pioneer era. We often make our lives more difficult than they’re supposed to be. Keeping up with the Joneses and grabbing for the latest in high-tech, low-imagination gadgetry.

    We often think of those early settlers as being backward and dim-witted, but I can’t shake the thought that they had more brains than we do. They could handle basic life without a microwave or plasma screen television. Reading and creative storytelling were actual forms of entertainment. There was no need to panic over an energy crisis or fuel consumption, since horses and the hay they eat are both renewable resources. It might have taken two years to build a house, but in 50 years you knew it would still be standing.

    My friend Chris mentioned a few times he has always felt he was born in the wrong time. Perhaps I share that vision, though my proper decade predates his by miles. I really adore the works of Mark Twain, as well as his wit and humor, and there are those moments when I wish I could fall asleep beneath a tree and wake up back then, as a slight variation of his A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court.

    Perhaps it’s why I feel a sudden nostalgia for classic American literature. Twain. Bierce. Hawthorne. Irving. Poe. Some of the best, brightest, and warped minds of a forgotten age.

    Undead and Proud…


    2008 - 07.28

    Who would’ve known that gay zombies would be such a popular cinematic theme?

    Gay Zombie is another strange comedy about life… and being undead. Miles, a zombie in West Hollywood, is feeling sexually confused and is in counseling. He meets Todd and becomes smitten. But can Miles reconcile his taste for human flesh… and horrible skin problems?

    I actually caught the tail end of this film a while ago. Nothing like watching the last 15 minutes of a film like this to leave you utterly bewildered…

    Check out the trailer:

    No Man is an Island…


    2008 - 07.28

    For quite some time now, I have felt the rumblings of a broadening schism in my life. I feel isolated and secluded, not merely in the physical sense, but in more metaphorical and philosophical terms as well. The chasm is intangible, psychological, yet has the same effect on the psyche as gazing out across the Grand Canyon.

    I remember peering into a parking lot weeks ago, seeing pigeons clustered together seeking out food. On the fringe of the flock stood a few gulls, standing out like a sore thumb. Segregated by differences.

    I can relate entirely.

    I feel greatly disassociated from many people I know, much as a rat would feel in the company of mice. It is possible to cloak oneself in his surroundings for brief periods, but the charade is difficult to maintain. I am not someone who can set aside their differences with ease. I pride myself in being an individual: viewing life and the world from a multitude of angles. Convention is, at times, a foreign concept to me. My likes and dislikes may be obscure, but they are my own.

    If a baby chick becomes injured and bleeding, the others will peck it to death, viewing it as an unwanted foreign intruder. Human beings react in the same manner. We tend not to embrace diversity as much as attack it. Ostracize it. In all walks of life, conformity is never cast upon us but merely alluded to in not-so-subtle ways.

    We expect things and even make demands of others. Behaviors must rhyme with those of our peers. Opinions which do not mirror our associates are mocked and ridiculed. Gestures are taken for granted. Equality and selflessness become idealistic myths in the pastures of our society. The same thoughts are regurgitated time and again as we chew on the cud of our existence.

    While we all have the same wants and needs, no two people are alike. Each of us is the product of his or her own environment, beliefs, and upbringing. Differing views and lifestyles are not wrong by being different. Prioritizing wants in an unconventional way isn’t wrong. Asking for harmony or the return of a favor is not ludicrous or selfish.

    Many of us fail to see the world beyond our own eyes. We fail to realize that differences are wonderful, giving and receiving go hand in hand, and everyone wasn’t meant to be the same. Maybe we’re too busy casting judgment.

    Frightfully Entertaining Cinema…


    2008 - 07.28

    Mix together toxic waste, mutated mosquitoes, and gay men cruising at a highway rest stop… and what do you get?

    A messed-up, hillarious movie.

    The Creatures from the Pink Lagoon is a campy spoof on the old horror movies we all love to hate. Set in 1967, it tells the tale of party-goers plagued by a group of gay zombies with attitude, disdain for cheap cologne, and a penchant for musicals and Judy Garland.

    The black and white film is the first feature-length production by director Chris Diani. It has been screened at countless film festivals to much acclaim and is now available on DVD.

    Watch the trailer here:

    Code Name: Ignoramus


    2008 - 07.26

    With web design, sometimes the simplest things end up being the most complicated.

    I’ve been busy looking to add some new, unique features to my blog. Of course, only a few are on here. Why? Because my blog template hates me, apparently. I learned basic HTML code many moons ago. Now, everything is in CSS, JavaScript, and XML.

    I love it.

    So while I have all these interesting images and links all over the place, just waiting to be used… I can’t for the life of me get things just how I want them. Perhaps that will change. I do have a few ideas on the horizon, but it’s all in the planning stage.

    I will make one good recommendation though: if you’re clueless about web code and interested in teaching yourself the basics, definitely check out HTMLGoodies. I learned a lot from that site. It’s actually how I originally took my website off AOL Hometown and created my first domain back around 2000.

    I guess I could use a little refresher course myself. It’s time to tackle those codes that I never bothered with before.

    Seeing is Believing…


    2008 - 07.24

    After an interesting discussion this week on skepticism and the paranormal, I have come to a grave and unfortunate conclusion: in the eyes of true skeptics, I do not exist.

    I don’t mean to say that my beliefs are unfounded or my views are ignored. I mean that as a gay male, I am as fictitious of an entity as a phantasm.

    According to the American Psychological Association, “ There is no consensus among scientists about the exact reasons that an individual develops a heterosexual, bisexual, gay, or lesbian orientation. Although much research has examined the possible genetic, hormonal, developmental, social, and cultural influences on sexual orientation, no findings have emerged that permit scientists to conclude that sexual orientation is determined by any particular factor or factors.

    In other words, while scientists and experts have diligently attempted to prove the existence of homosexuality in a legitimate, biological manner, they have failed to find any concrete evidence. Therefore, under scientific scrutiny, the existence of homosexuality is bunk.

    Following the CFI’s method of inquiry, based on the work of Bertrand Russell in his essay, “The Ethics of Belief”, :

    1. “we should not accept a belief as true if there is a preponderance of evidence against it, or if it is found to be rationally inconsistent with other well-founded beliefs, or both. To cling to beliefs for which there are abundant evidence and reasons to the contrary is irrational. Another application of this rule is reasonable, that is,
    2. that we ought not to accept a belief as true if there is inadequate evidence and insufficient reasons to do so, and conversely,
    1. we should accept a belief claim only if it is based on adequately justifying reasons and sufficient evidence. A corollary of this is that
    2. where we do not have adequate grounds for believing that something is the case, then we should, wherever possible, adopt the stance of the skeptic and suspend judgment.”

    So, let’s examine the evidence, shall we?

    There are websites, books, and social groups from around the globe openly discussing homosexuality. These can be quite misleading to the general public. People claim to be homosexual, yet science cannot back up these claims with hard evidence. An abundance of people know of or have witnessed homosexuals, but this is mere hearsay. And then there are the photographs and videos of homosexual people and acts. Seriously, these can easily be faked.

    How can any logical human believe we really exist?

    As a society, we must learn to be more critical thinkers and not merely follow blindly the beliefs and ideas passed along to us by others.

    But don’t take my word for it. After all, I’m not real.

    A Bigfoot(ish) Broadcast…


    2008 - 07.24

    It’s time again for another shameless plug for an interesting and charming individual…

    Cullan Hudson was the special guest last night on Let’s Talk Bigfoot. The discussion involved more than just the furry creature in the woods, though. Stories from his book, Strange State, were mentioned, as well as UFOs and even a brief touch on the subject of ghosts.

    In case you missed Cullan’s interview, you can listen to it here:

    Double, Double, Toil and Trouble…


    2008 - 07.23

    On July 11th, police encountered a female driver swerving on the streets of Eagle, Colorado. She was pulled over and showed obvious signs of intoxication.

    Upon being arrested, the 56-year-old suspect flew into a rage. She announced to the officers that she was a “black witch” and vowed to hex the two cops. In the back seat of the cruiser, she kicked, screamed, and smacked her head on the inside of the vehicle.

    That’s what happens when you mix tequila and methadone.

    The woman now faces charges of careless driving, disorderly conduct, failure to display a drivers license, driving under suspension, and resisting arrest.

    If she had been sober enough to place a curse, apparently it hasn’t worked yet.

    Flying would’ve been a far safer option.

    The Land of Unbelieve…


    2008 - 07.21

    Remember when summer camp meant ghost stories by a campfire, swimming, games, and group hikes?

    Better toss those archaic notions out the window, you narrow-minded fools.

    Camp Inquiry is a new, different sort of summer camp. Sponsored by the Center for Inquiry, is an environment void of the supernatural and religion. Skepticism and critical thinking are encouraged. Aliens, bigfoot, and urban legends are debunked by experts and the kids, ranging from 7 to 16 years old, are taught to demand proof.

    While religion isn’t openly discussed, it seems to be a topic left for free time. The majority of the children are either atheist or secular humanist. The camp provides a stark contrast to Bible study programs, allowing them to discuss their disbelief without fear of ridicule.

    Austin and Jordan Fischer, brothers from New York City, learned of the camp from an advertisement in Skeptical Inquirer and Free Inquiry (magazines coincidentally published by the Center for Inquiry). “All the other [camps] are team building, physical stuff, a lot of playing,” said Jordan. “This is more intellectual.”

    Thankfully, cooperation, exercise, and imaginative fun won’t be ruining the summer months for these kids.

    While I’m all for encouraging children to make up their own mind on many philosophical matters of life, this just doesn’t seem “unbiased” to me. Teaching children thought, reason, and science is a wonderful thing, but what lines do you draw? Do you tell the seven-year-old that he’s a moron for believing in Santa Claus? If a child wears a cross, is he or she shunned by the counselors or deprogrammed? Does the child who believes she saw a ghost have to go in for a brain scan?

    What’s so wrong with leaving a little mystery and imagination in the world? And does science really have the answer to every, single, solitary question possible in the universe at this moment in time?

    In the Middle of the Night…


    2008 - 07.21

    Billy Joel said the song “River of Dreams” came to him in the night. However, he wasn’t imagining things on a separate occasion at his former home in East Hampton, New York.

    In an interview with Details magazine, Joel admits to having seen an apparition. “…I walked into my bedroom and I saw what looked like a woman brushing her hair in front of a mirror. She was very old-fashioned-looking—it looked like a 19th-century woman in a dressing gown. It was quite realistic. It was quite three-dimensional. I wasn’t dreaming. I saw this. It lasted for about a minute,” said the singer.

    While the artist is a self-confessed atheist, he admits that as he grows older, there are more things he cannot explain about the supernatural aspect of the world.

    The house was sold to comedian Jerry Seinfeld in 2000. If he has had a similar experience, he hasn’t bothered to mention it.