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    Got a Light?


    2008 - 09.16

    I wasn’t lying about catching up on posts. Unfortunately, Mother Nature had an alternative plan. Sunday evening, the lights flickered off and on several times before going dark at 8:00 PM. It was only at 10 PM tonight (two hours after being reassured, so to speak, by the electric company that power wouldn’t be restored until Friday) that my bedroom light astonishingly began to glow once more.

    So, the past 48 hours has been spent panicking about coffee, figuring creative means to cook meals, and feeling immense frustration at getting NOTHING done. I managed to write a few paragraphs of work longhand, but all my research was on my laptop (which was nearly dead), so that little deadline of mine? Yeah… it’s beyond crunch time now. Three days of lost work at a time when I was eager to tackle things. Yipes.

    For having days without power, the “storm” was an exaggeration. Two hours of gusty breezes with winds capping at 65 MPH. After the winds turned to stillness, a trickle of precipitation fell in the dark hour before midnight. I’ve seen much worse, and for the power to be lost like this boggles my mind.

    Nonetheless, it’s back to work… and back to blogging tomorrow, followed by a ton of catch-up work.

    Creepy Queer Photo Ops…


    2008 - 09.14

    I stumbled across this illustration while doing some research last week, and given its supernatural (and homoerotic) nature, I thought it fitting for this blog.

    The artist is a creative and talented man named Valerhon. Mythological themes run throughout his body of work, yet I find the darkness intriguing. You can check out his blog for more information and to view more examples of his work. I know one picture, titled “Blessing of the Sidhe” will get the attention of a certain someone…

    This painting is entitled “The Immortal”.

    Click on the picture to view the full-sized image. But I should warn you now, there is full frontal nudity involved…

    Secret Agent Man…


    2008 - 09.14

    Honestly, I am alive and well. I haven’t entered the Witness Protection Program or passed out cold in a dark alley. Nor have I started work for the CIA and abandoned my former identity. I’ve had a bit of a busy week and battled my internet connection more times than not. It’s been one of those weeks, I guess.

    I am, of course, pondering the age-old dilemma: is a literary agent a wise move?

    I’ll get caught up on my blog posts soon. Deadlines are looming over my head, though, so don’t be shocked if my posts aren’t on a daily basis. I do have a few lined up, though, so they should be up by the time Hurricane Ike swings into Ohio and brings a few good storms to my neighborhood.

    Shake, Rattle, and Roll…


    2008 - 09.08

    Crazy start to the week. My entire family has been on edge lately, waiting to see what happens with my sister. She was due on Friday, and the doctors decided to induce her today if nothing had happened. And so, she entered the hospital at 7:00 this morning.

    At 6:30 this evening, I officially became an uncle. My new niece is (and no, I had NOTHING to do with the decision, nor did I even make any suggestions) named Sydney.

    Yes, I’m getting old. I’ve become the “funny uncle” in so many ways…

    Quirky Paranormal News Shorts…


    2008 - 09.05

    Just to catch everyone up on some of the news of the odd from the past few weeks, here’s a brief glimpse at some of the world’s more strange occurrences.

    Big Fish, Mork, Mork, Mork!

    A local videographer in Sweden claims to have captured footage of Storsjöodjuret, Sweden’s version of the Loch Ness Monster. The creature in great Lake has been spotted hundreds of times over the past 400 years. It is described as a humped serpent with the head of a dog. Just be careful to keep the Swedish Chef at bay. Who knows what he might do with such a delicacy.

    Your Mystic Money’s Not Good Here…

    In King County, the Solid Waste Division as turned down psychic funds. Seattle psychic Alexandra Chauran was impressed with the composting of our bodily functions and offered to donate her services for a fund-raising program for the Christmas holiday. They replied with a “thanks, but no thanks“, stating that a paranormal business was “not an appropriate fit for a county program”. Crooked politicians? Yes! Tarot readers and pet psychics? Absolutely not!

    What Big Feet You Have…

    Fossilized footprints believed to belong to a bigfoot-like creature have been unearthed near Cookville, Tennessee. They were discovered by Harold Jackson on his property and measure 15 inches long and 11 inches wide. Jackson thinks they’re simply Native American tracks. That might be wise, after the bigfoot corpse hoax of recent news. Still, footprints that large are questionable, unless it was a native basketball player from the past.

    Police Hounds of the Baskervilles…

    A band of would-be ghost hunters broke into Westboro State Hospital in Worcester, Massachusetts to hunt for ghost of the former mental patients. What they encountered instead was the rattling of handcuffs as local police arrived on the scene. One man jumped from a window and eluded police, while the others quickly ran out when they heard the police dogs bark. They were arrested on charges of trespassing and breaking and entering. But luckily, they weren’t bitten by any dogs… or ghosts.

    Religion and the Grape Lady…

    That pesky Virgin Mary keeps popping up everywhere. Now she’s taking over the supermarket fruit aisle! 24-year-old Becky Ginn of Arlington, Virginia found her effigy on a grape and blogged about it on Livejournal. After some prodding from readers, she contacted the local media. Ginn, a Baptist, hasn’t given any thought to idolizing the green relic. But if she plans to sell it, she probably should do so before it becomes another California raisin.

    That’s all the wierdness for the day. Have a good weekend, everyone!

    Creepy Queer Photo Ops…


    2008 - 09.04

    Who knows what evil lurks within the… um, rears of men? Gives a whole new meaning to “enter at your own risk”!

    Deluged with Ghosts and Technical Glitches…


    2008 - 09.04

    My postings on here have been quite erratic lately. I do apologize for that. But it’s not without reason.

    Most of the time I’ve spent writing lately has been working on research, notes, and chapters for my new pet project. I’ve spent a lot of time reading various books and writing pages of notes, verifying facts and half-truths to get accurate information about various hauntings. After translating my scribbles (anyone who has seen my handwriting knows it’s worse than a doctor’s), I’ve been writing drafts for chapters and revising them after a few days away to clear my mind. My own personal deadlines have kept me quite occupied.

    I took a brief break this week to write up a historical sketch as well. I researched a building months ago and packed the notes away, only to be asked about them a few days ago. I pulled out my old information and typed up a detailed background paper for the owner.

    My wireless connection seems to be on the fritz as well. Originally, I thought it was a problem with the router, but instead it’s in the wireless card. Apparently, jostling around a laptop and bashing the card against objects and my knee doesn’t do it too well! lately, whenever I’m in the middle of anything online, it suddenly shuts itself off and I have to jiggle it to get it working again. I’ll be remedying that tomorrow, and next week I’ll avoid the hassle by trying to directly connect to the DSL (wish me luck on that one).

    I still haven’t touched the website redesigns. I have the basic pages done, but there is so much more to add and edit. Trying to get everything running properly isn’t always easy, but I’m content in its simplicity. It’s quick-loading, clean, and writing-intensive. Still, I have finished the basic work on my new Cafepress account for the site. Some graphics will be changed as I have creative bursts and think of better designs, but the basics are up and running. I always welcome feedback and suggestions as well. There are a few designs I have in mind, but haven’t found a proper way of translating them to images.

    Otherwise, it’s back to the grind for me. Back to covering the rest of the Lizzie Borden story often left out in paranormal tales, researching a cross-dressing businessman, and recalling a famous musician who worried that being known to be gay would make that the only thing he was remembered for (which, inadvertently, became true). So much fascinating work and odd histories.

    I have to say it: I truly love this project. And I haven’t said that about any writing work of mine in almost a decade.

    A Bumpy Night for Spooks…


    2008 - 09.02

    New Orleans may be relieved that Hurricane Gustav bypassed the city, but not everyone fared so well. Of all the places suffering severe damage from the storm, a famous haunted location was hit hardest.

    The beloved Myrtles Plantation was rocked with high wind and pelted by rain during the storm. The list of damages is more extensive than we would have hoped.

    Early indications of severe effects of Gustav include leaks in the roof and an unnatural sway to the frame itself. People staying in the home feared that it may actually blow over. Trees and debris are strewn across the property. One tree fell near the restaurant and another nearly missed the Caretaker’s Cottage.

    The gift shop, housed in the rear of the Bradford House, is gone. This first building built on the property was felled by a tree. A hand-etched stained glass in the front of the house was blown out. It is beyond repair and irreplaceable.

    This information was confirmed by an employee and forwarded to me via email.

    If you have further information on this, please let me know. As damages are further assessed, I’ll update everyone.

    The XXX Files…


    2008 - 09.01

    You may know David Duchovny as Fox Mulder, one of the two FBI agents from the television series X Files. The movie came out this summer with an apathetic fanfare. Now, Duchovny, 48, has followed the footsteps of so many other Hollywood stars and entered rehab.

    But he’s not an alcoholic or cocaine junkie. Duchovny has a sex addiction.

    In an ironic twist, this year Duchovny won a Golden Globe for his portrayal of a sex-addicted struggling writer on Californication. Sometimes, life imitates art.

    Duchovny is asking for people to respect his privacy at this time. It has been a difficult time for him, his wife Téa Leoni, and their two children.

    Back in 1998, Leoni squashed rumors of her husband’s high libido. “David was accused of being a sex addict,” she said. “Which I always found very exciting. And then I found out it wasn’t true.”

    Apparently, I Want to Believe turned into ‘the truth is out there’.