The Fork-Bending Truth…

Think the movie Push with its government psychics is a bunch of Hollywood hocus pocus? Think again. Retired Colonel John Alexander recently spoke to Maxim about his experiences with psychokinesis behind closed US Intelligence doors. His experiences made a believer out of him, though they aren’t as spectacular as movie special effects. It’s enough to make you want to concentrate on your cutlery.

It’s Called a ‘Wake’ for a Reason…

Back in December, Gregory & Carr Funerals in Sydney came up with a new way to attract business. Customers purchasing pre-paid services were entered into a drawing to win an espresso machine. Coffee does tend to bring people together. Just ask any of the hundreds of coffee shops across the globe. But prizes for dying? Too bad the recipient won’t have the pleasure of enjoying the brew.

Fairy Troubles…

Petersfield may not have a chance to celebrate mythology this spring. Some council members worry that the event, geared toward children to raise funds for Rainbow Trust, might promote “occult activities”. Sorry, kids, we know you’re gravely ill but we can’t have these metaphysical displays of imagination influencing adults.

Paging Dr. Venkman…

Dan Ackroyd has let the cat out of the bag. Plans are underway for a cast reunion of Ghostbusters for a third film. According to the actor, the script is in the works with filming expected to begin this fall. Akroyd himself is a believer in the paranormal. Let’s hope they don’t ruin it… maybe they can give George Bush a cameo as “the ghost of Homeand Security”.

It’s Not Polite to Stare…

A Detroit casino billboard has people talking… and a few unnerved. The advertisement, depicting a pair of gold-colored eyes staring down from a black background shook up a few people, and has one reverend crying “Satan”. “It looks like a demon glaring at you,” stated Rev. James Smith of Romulus, “nobody with kids in their car should be forced to look at that. No Christian should.” It’s awful pompous to think the devil would find anything worth having in Detroit these days.

Who Would Jesus Arrest?

The NYPD is facing legal action for placing an officer on desk duty in 2006. And rightfully so, since Dominic Maglione’s only offense is seeing a demon and promoting the “word of God”. he was hospitalized in 2006 for starving himself “because he was too busy praying”. Maglione, an evangelist proclaiming himself “godlike”, underwent psychological examination and was found to be bipolar, obsessive-compulsive, and suffering from “hyperreligiosity”. I’d say these neurotic behaviors make him fit in quite well on the New York’s police force.