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    Dying to Be Reborn…


    2008 - 10.03

    Hundreds of Thai citizens are lining up outside the Wat Prommanee temple every day. Not for any traditional Buddhist services, but for a chance to spend a short while in a pink coffin.

    How trendy.

    For the nominal fee of 180 baht (approximately US$5.63), anyone wishing to cleanse themselves of their past can climb into one of the coffins, have a monk chant a dirge over their body, and reemerge born again from the “death” of their old self a minute and a half later. Nine coffins have been lined up in the great hall in an effort to streamline the procedure.

    A new film in cinemas, The Coffin, deals with similar funeral practices for the living. Writer-director Ekachai Uekrongtham is hardly surprised at the sudden interest. “When the economy is down, we latch our hopes onto some supernatural power.” The film is a supernatural thriller in which the lead characters go through a similar ritual.

    Visitors of all ages have taken a turn at resurrection, even the entire Royal Thai Army football team. It’s all about gaining an advantage in life or seeking out remedies for their illnesses. Customers report a feeling of well-being upon emerging from their “grave”. But just to be safe, you can purchase amulets, lucky charms, and even fortunetelling to be doubly sure.

    Eerie Accoutrements…


    2008 - 08.01

    If you’re in the market for that morbidly interesting piece of furniture for any room in your home, look no further.

    The creations at Coffin Couches are a unique way of bringing life to old things. Since law prohibits the resale of coffins by funeral homes to the general public, these pieces are bought in Southern California by the company and revamped into leather upholstered seating and perched atop six cast iron legs.

    If you’re looking for something other than seating, be sure to check out Casket Furniture. They offer a wide selection of hand-crafted pieces for a variety of uses.

    Either way, you can add a touch of whimsical macabre to any decor.

    Introducing the Kegger Casket…


    2008 - 05.07

    Bill Bramanti of Chicago, Illinois really knows how to live it up.

    Recently, he purchased his coffin in advance. And with his profound love of beer, he shelled out an extra $2000 to have a company turn the plain coffin into a mock can of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.

    But don’t think assume his casket will sit in storage until the final day comes. He is using it as a cooler until then. Bramanti even hosted a mock wake for friends and family, filling the coffin with ice and cans of his favorite beverage.

    “I’m going to get my money’s worth,” he said. “Hopefully I get to use it many times.”

    I wonder if he will place a “Best if used by” stamp on the bottom…