Thanks to my friend Buddy, I received this little clip in an email. It’s The Soup’s take on the season finale of Ghost Adventures. Just a little reminder to be careful what you say, especially on camera. It might come back to haunt you…
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A Spirit of No Importance…
2009 -
06.20
When the great playwright Oscar Wilde died penniless in a cheap Paris hotel room in 1900, he never would’ve imagined his posthumous fame. Yet after decades of silence regarding the writer, somewhat humiliated publicly by the trials concerning his sexuality, he is today viewed as one of the greats. In 1962, The Letters of Oscar Wilde
It happened in a séance room belonging to Leslie Flint, often regarded as one of the great British mediums who held up to ridicule and testing. Flint was known to contact both common people and celebrities in his time through an ectoplasmic “voice box”, which would appear during mediumship, making the words come not from his own lips but the nearby air. On the 30th of August, a spirit came through in the presence of George Woods and Betty Greene. After much aloofness, it declared itself as Oscar Wilde.
The author spoke of his life and afterlife, and views of many differing topics for quite some time before fading away from “lack of energy”. Given Flint’s fame as a medium, audio recordings were taken of each session starting in 1955. The recording of “the spirit of Oscar Wilde” has survived and can still be listened to today. Many recordings can be found on this website. The full 30-minute recording of the Wilde séance is available online through this link. A partial excerpt and transcript is provided on “Oscar Wilde Returns“. British videographer Jim Clark took an excerpt of the recording and jazzed it up slightly. Here is his computer animation of a photograph of Oscar speaking the words recorded almost 47 years ago:
News That’s Beyond Bizarre…
2009 -
02.06
To end the week on an interesting note, here are some unusual stories from our weird world. And that’s no hat trick…
The Whisperer and the Ghost…
Yes, Jennifer Love Hewitt, star of Ghost Whisperer, does believe in ghosts in real life. In fact, she recently had a conversation with her dead grandmother, thanks to psychic James Van Praagh. She told OK! Magazine, “She just wanted to say hello and tell me that she was looking out for me. It was really nice.” I’m sure Hewitt was an easier audience for Van Praagh than Barbara Walters.
Please, No Pictures…
The hunt for Storsjöodjuret, the infamous lake monster of Sweden, continues. But there is one slight snag for cryptozoologists: cameras have been banned by the council from being used on the shores of Lake Storsjön. Under-water surveillance has passed through local ordinance four times, but if you’re planning an impromptu jaunt with a digital, you had better think twice. Who needs evidence, anyway?
Those Bloody Lesbians…
Perth was shaken in 2006 by the slaying of a 16-year-old girl. The two assailants, Jessica Stasinowsky and her lover Valerie Parashmuti, both pleaded guilty this week to bludgeoning their roommate to death with a concrete block. Apparently, the deed turned them on and they proceeded to make out while standing over her body. Parashmuti, 19, belonged to a vampire cult which engaged in the ritualistic drinking of blood. Their motive? They thought the girl was “annoying” and believed she was flirting with the girls significant other. Thus perpetuating the belief that lesbians are tough, vicious creatures…
Was Darby O’Gill Delusional?
If you’re seeing faeries outside of the nearest gay bar, you might be suffering from Charles Bonnet Syndrome (CBS). British doctors estimate as many as 100,000 people in England may suffer from CBS. The disturbance causes hallucinations of people, objects, and even little winged human figures while the sufferer remains otherwise of sound mind. Scientists say it is caused by a lack of visual stimulation, not mental illness. Theories for ending CBS vary from stimulating the fingertips to holding your breath to (in extreme cases) medication. In the case of visual hallucinations of leprechauns, I might recommend looking for that pot of gold anyway…
Everything Old is New Again…
2009 -
02.01
To most people, the whistle and chug of a steam locomotive is a haunting memory from the past. Specters of a time when steam was king still are scattered throughout the world in museums and (in some rare instances) as working dinosaurs brought back from the railroad boneyard. The golden age of steam is gone. These trains are a thing of the past.
Or are they?
On first glance, Britain’s Class A1 Number 60163, named the Tornado, looks like just any other resurrection of the past. In reality, while the plans date back about 5o years, the locomotive itself first took its trial run in August of 2008. It’s a brand-new steam locomotive built in Darlington by Hopetown Carriage Works which took 18 years and £3 million to create. Saturday marked her maiden voyage from York to Newcastle.
In fact, with booming fuel costs, people the world over are rethinking the use of diesel over steam. In Paraguay, steam has been brought back for tourist trains. Switzerland and Austria added new steam locomotives to some rail lines. A steam line from Chile to Argentina also is in the works. In fact, the Hunslet Engine Company (founded in 1864) is back to producing steam locomotives in Leeds after 35 years out of the locomotive business.
There is a certain mystique to steam engines which are lacking in cold diesel locos carrying freight to and fro across the US and many other nations. The beauty of the intricate gears spinning in clockwork unison harkens back to the time when travel wasn’t only about the destination, it was about how you got there. Today, we speed along in a hurry to get somewhere while missing everything along the way. We clambor into planes hoping for a quick flight or drive at fastest speeds to get from point A to B.
But for many of us, the ghosts of steam still haunt us with pleasant longing. We long for excellent meals in dining cars instead of inedible rubbish on a plastic airline plate. Hopefully, with such specters as these rising from the grave, people will start to rethink their priorities. Instead of insane breakneck speeds in automobiles, applying make-up in rear view mirror while texting and risking accidents for that not-very-important instant message, we still might be able to relearn allowing someone else to take the reins as we sit back, enjoy the ride, and have more time to do these daily mundane tasks as scenery flies by our windows. To interact with other people in public transportation instead of closing ourselves into little boxes and avoiding the world around us.
Dead or alive, we’re all a part of something greater than ourselves. We’re a unique blend of thoughts, history, and cultures. The world isn’t something to be afraif of and avoid; it’s something to embrace, learn from, and become involved with. Perhaps our world would be a better place is we took the time to think about what lies beyond the dashboard and step on board a railway once in a while…
Stories of the Strange…
2009 -
01.28
I have missed quite a lot of odd news over the past month. Luckily, there’s a never-ending supply of the odd around our planet. Here are just a few strange stories from various news wires.
Are Curses Really Talent?
Simon Cowell is the man everyone seems to love to hate. Now, he’s upset the wrong girl on the wrong day. While filming an episode of Britain’s Got Talent, one contestant took her dismissal a bit too seriously. She returned to the stage, placing a hex on all the judges, stating, “You’re all doomed.” Following the witchy woman’s departure, the crew experienced the worst session ever. But was it the curse or just a lack of talent in Birmingham?
A Predestined Payoff…
Jorma Hogbacka, a 60-year-old retired welder from Ontario, is now $14.5 million dollars richer. But the St. Catharines man isn’t at all surprised. A psychic told him he would be rich beyond his wildest dreams just four years ago. Hogbacka doesn’t have any major plans for the money and says he feels like it’s “another day, except I have a big cheque.” Surele he won’t be the ony one cashing in on this bit of luck. if the psychic comes forward, she undoubtedly stands to make her own windfall.
Strangers in the Night…
While singer Robbie Williams is hunting UFOs, something strange has been happening in the comfort of his own home. On numerous occasions, Williams has awakened to find cuts and scratches on his back. The marks generally disappear within a few days, but he didn’t think it strange until mentioning it to friends recently. Some people have suggested it to be encountered with demons, ghosts, or succubi. Or perhaps he simply rolled over on his cat in the middle of the night…
Smudge Them Out…
After the past eight years of Bush and Cheney in the White House, there is probably more than a little bad karma left over within its walls. But not anymore: last Monday, hundreds of people met at Dupont Circle to burn some white sage. The act, known as smudging, follows shamanic/Native American tradition of dispersing negative energy from an area. As the crowd sang “Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye“, wafts of the pungent smoke drifted toward 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue to rid it of “evil spirits.” Fortunately, the evil entities had already vacated the building…
Cream, Sugar, or Spooks?
British scientists believe they’ve found a clue to explaining paranormal activity by the cup full. A Durham University study of 216 coeds this month revealed that students drinking large quantities of caffeine (at least seven cups per day) are more prone to hearing unexplained voices. According to the researchers, caffeine consumption could have an effect on schizophrenic hallucinations, though they could not confirm repeatable tests or that participants actually consumed the levels of caffeine stated in the study. Really. Over two hundred college students claim caffeine is their one vice that leads to hallucinations? I find that hard to swallow…
A Flame to Light Your Way…
2009 -
01.26
A good many people take their ghosthunting seriously. And others… well, they can’t avoid finding the humor behind it all.
Some of you who have watched Most Haunted may remember sensitive Ian Shillito from his appearances in Series 8. Now, the openly gay paranormal investigator has formed London Paranormal. The organization holds tours, gives lectures, and launched the ‘London Ghost Festival’ last year.
But that’s not all. He is also the co-creator of a troop called the Scary Mary’s. And yes, they are what you think they are: gay men in search of spooks. Combining a paranormal show’s overuse of night vision with a healthy dose of laughter, it’s not your typical investigating. It’s all about the fun, the bits which normally end up on a cutting room floor. And with names such as “Wampy”, “Stella Bagwash”, “Waynetta Shillito”, “Pooh Bear”, and “Steele Magnolia” you can tell it’s all about the fun.
Without further ado, I bring you an investigation of the pink sort at Harwich Redoubt Fort:
Part I
Part II
Odd News Briefs…
2008 -
11.26
In the last few busy weeks, several news stories fell through the cracks. Here’s a little glimpse at some of the obscure events happening around the globe.
Keep You on Your Toes…
Darlington, Victoria has a new claim to fame: it will soon be home to Australia’s first “vertical cemetery”. Bodies will be buried on biodegradable shrouds standing upright at a cost of $2000—that’s a savings of $5000 on a traditional burial. After all the plots are filled, it will become grazing and for cattle (gives a while new meaning to being put out to pasture, doesn’t it?). Critics in the mortuary business say it’s “disrespectful to the dead” but in these tough economic times, people aren’t too shook up over their rotting corpses.
Mobile Monolith…
After selling their historic manor in Abbotts Court, John and Suzy Burton planned to leave a stone circle constructed by fashion guru Thomas Burberry at the site. The developer made clear his plans to demolish the neo-pagan structure, so the couple decided to take it with them. Neighbors were caught off guard as trucks and cranes descended on the suburbs of Dorchester, setting up the the massive stones. Both practicing witches, the Burtons brought their coven to consecrate the grounds. The added positive energy to the neighborhood has been quite wel-received.
Sweet Astronomy…
Do extraterrestrials have a sweet tooth? It’s possible, since scientists recently found traces of glycoaldehyde—an organic compound related to simple sugar—some 26,000 light years from earth. The discovery, in a remote section of the central Milky Way where life was thought to be impossible, has brought up questions about other life forms existing in space. But the real, burning question is: one lump or two?
Wolf Man No More…
People suffering from “Werewolf Syndrome” may soon be able to live normal lives. Scientists at New York’s Colombia University have made advances in a possible treatment for hypertrichosis, involving testosterone injections. 50 people wordwide suffer from the disease, leading to excessive hair growth over the entire body. This is good news for patients, but bad news for razor manufacturers and circus sideshows.
A Half Century of Science Fiction…
2008 -
11.25
Sunday marked a milestone which passed me by entirely. It was the 45th anniversary of the British scifi series Doctor Who.
On the day following John F. Kennedy’s assassination, November 23, 1963, the first episode of Doctor Who hit the airwaves. Through its many seasons, spinoffs, and incarnations, it has remained a popular story. It follows the adventures of “the Doctor”, a time-traveling alien “time lord” on his journeys throughout time and space, correcting injustices and exploring frontiers in a less-than-reliable archaic time machine known as the TARDIS.
On an interesting side note, the show is featured in one of my favorite movies. In several scenes of Get Real
The show has seen 751 aired episodes since the 1960s and is featured in the Guinness Book of World Records as the longest-running scifi series in history. Ten separate actors have been cast in the main role over the decades, including Peter Davison (’Tristan’ from All Creatures Great and Small
This show marked my first indoctrination into scifi only a few years ago and quickly became a favorite. Its mix of real history, bizarre creatures, philosophical undercurrents, and quirky humor add to its unique charm.
So, happy belated birthday, Doctor Who. Here’s to hoping for many more years of fantastical oddities…
Dead Comedy Lives Long in History…
2008 -
11.17
“This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It’s a stiff! …Bereft of life, he rests in peace! …He’s kicked the bucket, he’s shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!“
While Monty Python became famous for these memorable lines from their “Dead Parrot Sketch”, the joke itself predates the British comedy routine… by nearly 1,600 years!
A recently republished collection of some of the world’s oldest jokes, Philogelos: The Laugh Addict, contains an ancient Greek witticism written in 4 AD about a man returning a recently-purchased dead slave to his seller. “By the gods, when he was with me, he never did any such thing!” replies the seller.
Fortunately for John Cleese and the rest of his comedic comrades, there were no copyright infringements made on the joke since it was written without prior knowledge of the Greek farce. Besides, the author is long since dead… and unavailable for refund, as well.
If you’ve never watched the Monty Python sketch, or care to revisit it, here’s a clip from a live performance in 1976:
You can also get your own plush “sleeping” parrot in remembrance of the classic British comedy skit.
Even Celebrities Love Ghosts…
2008 -
11.13
British pop singer Robbie Williams isn’t limiting himself to ufology these days. All realms of the supernatural are fair game.
A group of 15 teenagers in England were surprised by the singer while investigating the Leopard Inn in Burslem, Staffordshire for a local educational project called Reach4It. Williams was there for the Halloween hunt with his mother Jan and his girlfriend Ayda Field. He congratulated the teens on their work investigating the alleged hauntings.
Being the good sport he is, he picked up the group’s £200 tab for the tour, food, and drinks.
Between autographs and photo ops, Williams asked the group a multitude of questions about the paranormal and their work. During their later investigation, some of the teens reported slamming doors and strange lights.
The Leopard Inn has been a public house since at east 1765 when Josiah Wedgwood (founder of the famed Wedgwood pottery) met with James Brindley to discuss construction of the Trent and Mersey Canal. The hotel portion of the business closed in 1956 and was reopened in 2007 with plans for restoration.