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    Zombies Need Love Too…


    2008 - 10.07

    Anyone who knows me knows of my penchant for the odd and macabre. It even eclipses my love of good film. Perhaps it comes from years of researching death and disasters. Yet when the two subjects are combined, you generally have my undivided attention.

    Gore isn’t typically my taste. But in some settings, you simply can’t avoid it. Zombies, for example. An undead corpse is bound to have a certain level of grotesqueness. Besides, they’re not exactly carrot-munching vegans.

    From the warped mind of Bruce LaBruce comes a film most of you may not have even heard of, released this year: Otto; or Up With Dead People. Once again, I have a chance to mention gay zombies.

    It’s the tale of a zombie named Otto with a bad case of amnesia. He makes his way to Berlin, ends up in an independent film, and slowly begins remembering his former life… and his boyfriend. As is often the case with German film, it is quite dark and unusual. I’m not quite sure how to label this creation, though avant garde is quite close.

    There is some humor to be found in its poetry if you have as demented of a mind as I do. Check out the trailer, if you dare…


    Note: This is the edited trailer, since there have been attempts to censor it on YouTube.

    Nose Over Matter…


    2008 - 09.24

    Suffering from bad dreams? Don’t just dream of better sleep. Get yourself some roses.

    Scientists in Germany have discovered a correlation between dreams and scent. While pleasing smells seem to result in positive dreams, offensive odors can lead to nightmares. Studies lead by Professor Boris Stuck at the University Hospital Mannheim involved 15 sleeping volunteers exposed to various scents during REM sleep. They were soon awakened and interrogated regarding the content of their dreams.

    “The emotional coloration of dreams,” stated the researchers at a Chicago meeting of the American Academy of Otolaryngology, “can be significantly influenced in accordance with the hedonic aspect of the stimulant.”

    According to Cardiff University’s Professor Tim Jacob, “Smell is the only sense that doesn’t ’sleep’… Other senses have to pass through the ‘gate’ of the thalamus, which is closed when we sleep.”

    The researchers are currently planning a study involving people suffering from nightmares.

    And if your partner has a problem with flatulence in the middle of the night, you finally have an excuse to kick him or her out of bed.

    Choose Your Own Adventure…


    2008 - 07.03

    First, the bad news: I will not be posting a “Queer Paranormal Road Trip” this week.

    No, I have not run out of places (quite the contrary). Instead, I’m taking the time to ask for a little assistance from around the world. An open call for help from my dear readers.

    You might think I’d be content with having the dozens of tales I possess at the moment, but no. I know there are more gay/lesbian ghosts and gay/lesbian-owned haunted places! Some might possibly be in your own town… or personal experiences you have had over the years.

    So, do you have a story? Do you know of a haunted place with a queer spook? Have you stayed at a gay-owned bed & breakfast and had an unusual experience? Noticed any rainbow flags flying at places on ghost tours?

    I want to know.

    It doesn’t matter where in the world the place is, I’m looking for something anywhere I can find it. Australia would be nice… Spain, Canada, Portugal, France, Brazil, Germany, China… anywhere at all. The United States as well. Anonymity is not a problem. And keep in mind I’m looking for places open to the public. Private residences aren’t preferred, but they will do in a pinch.

    Just drop me an email and tip me off. No harm, no foul.

    In the mean time, happy hauntings…

    No Rest for the Damned…


    2008 - 04.04

    Want some peace and quiet? A restful retreat? Some time alone to gather your thoughts?

    Why not lie in a grave for a little while?

    At least that was the plan created by a vicar in Düsseldorf, Germany. Thorsten Nolting thought it might be a nice, “meditative exercise” for his parishioners. People would be permitted a seven-minute stay six feet under to contemplate the world above and resisting the “dark energy…weighing them down”.

    Of course, the local media ruined it for everyone.

    Peace was disrupted by reporters and inquisitive journalists. The end result? Participants were leaving the graves more stressed than ever. They could not find solitude while being questions endlessly by the media about their experiences and had a difficult time blocking out the din from above. One local man was still shaking 20 minutes after emerging from the plot.

    Perhaps cemeteries are only truly peaceful when you’re dead.

    Come Out with Your Hands Up!


    2008 - 03.10

    Apparently, Benedictine Monks find better ways of passing their time than singing chants and restoring old manuscripts. We only bother to notice something strange when the police get involved.

    And so it happened in Wuerzburg, Germany. A monk was arrested for stealing adult movies.

    Gay adult movies.

    A clerk noticed the 49-year-old man trying to smuggle movies out of the store. He fled, throwing the films in the trash on his escape. After catching him and examining his room at the monastery, authorities found a treasure trove of about 230 gay porn films.

    I doubt his buddies at Maria Laach Abbey were very pleased. It’s the most scandalous news to come from the monastery’s 900-year history since its controversial Nazi relations in World War II.

    Maybe he should have just gone with winemaking instead. Who knows… after a few bottles of a nice potent potable among his colleagues, he may not have needed any fantasy films…

    Deutschland und Geists


    2008 - 02.24

    Ghosts are everywhere. I do mean everywhere. Every continent, every country, and every city. No matter where you are or where you look, you are bound to find a tale of the paranormal not too far away.

    It has been four years since my ghost hunting comrade Daniel has joined me on a paranormal investigation. It’s not that easyhe lives near Köln (Cologne), Germany! I remember him to be a shy, quiet young man. I never even noticed any accent since he spoke so softly and so little. We visited Indigo Lake, not far from me, along with a paranormal group I belonged to at the time. I had even invited my then-boyfriend along… much to my relief, it hadn’t made either of them uncomfortable (Daniel is straight).

    Since I have such a fascination with Europe (in all aspects, even men), I’ve always wanted to tour many different cities and seek out the local hauntings. Though I have been to a few European cities in the past, I never took the time to find any ghosts. I’m not very knowledgeable when it comes to ghost stories of Europe, but I know there must me many of them floating around.

    In fact, there are several reportedly haunted locations around Germany. The TAPS spin-off, Ghost Hunters International, even visited a few in recent episodes. One of these has become infamous in literature and on screen: Castle Frankenstein.

    Yes, there really was a “Doctor Frankenstein”. He was an alchemist (and a known grave robber) by the name of Johan Konrad Dippel Von Frankenstein, whose experiments on body parts labeled him as “the blood brother of the devil“. While Dippel was creative, he was prone to failure. During an experiment, he accidentally discovered nitroglycerin and blew up his lab. Though he managed to cheat death, it finally caught up with him when he tested his immortality potion on himself. It was a fatal mistake: the concoction turned out to be poison.

    Though you could say that he has become “immortal” through his legend. Perhaps he was on to something… though not in the way he had intended. Be careful what you wish for.

    The ghost said to roam this fortress is actually his ancestor, Arborgast Von Frankenstein. He built the castle in 948.

    There is also Cochem Castle in Cochem, Germany rumored to be haunted by an unknown specter, as well as Reichenstein Castle in Trechtingshausen haunted by the headless apparition of Dietrich von Hohenfels. Castles are always a popular place to look for spirits, but not the only locations to investigate. I know there are more out there. It’s just a matter of finding them. Unfortunately, I have yet to find any hauntings in Cologne. Perhaps no one cares to speak of these matters in that particular city.

    Very soon, Daniel will have an opportunity to experience Ohio ghosts once more. He just sent word that he’ll be visiting again in May. Perhaps I can stir up a few new spooks for him by then…

    Panic and the Disco


    2008 - 02.23

    Sexuality and its origins have always been a fiercely debated subject. Is it genetic? Is it a learned trait? Is it both? Even though science has discovered several possibilities, no one can agree.

    I heard a stand-up comedian once discuss a German study involving stress and homosexuality. It turns out, her routine was based in fact. The Dresden Study, as it has become known, noted that during World War II, a higher-than-normal percentage of infants born during the bombing of the city ended up being gay or lesbian. Dr. Günter Dörner published his findings in 1982 (Archives of Sexual Behavior, Vol. 11, No. 5, 1982, pp. 445–450). Researchers in America and the United Kingdom confirmed that the stress chromosome cortisol may lead to a decrease in testosterone, causing infants to become homosexual.

    Lately, there’s been a rise in researchers trying to find physical differences to “weed out” gays and lesbians: the length of ring fingers, left-handedness, number of older brothers, hair patterns, fingerprints, etc. In most circumstances, the traits apply to “many” gays and lesbians, but not all.

    So, where do I register on the plethora of scientific babble floating around in cyberspace? Well, my mother suffered from panic attacks during her pregnancy. Check. I am left-handed (supposedly, gays and lesbians are more inclined to be left-handed… us south paws are better with spatial tasks, i.e. art, science, math, architecture, and everyday life). Check. My index finger is shorter than my ring finger. Oops. My hair has a clockwise whorl. Oops. I have no brothers. Oops. I didn’t dress like a girl as a child. Oops. I played with toy cars and trains as a child. Oops.

    So, science hasn’t quite figured things out. Hopefully, they never will. Why do I say that? very simple: it would create a basis for discrimination and extermination. Mothers could choose whether or not to abort a child who might grow up to be homosexual. People with certain key features could be ostracized or excluded from activities and society. Though the world would not instantaneously become an intolerant place, it would be a better breeding ground for people with malevolent intentions.

    My sister is pregnant with her first child. With all the dysfunctional genes and health issues running in our family, it will be quite interesting to see how he or she turns out.

    I’ll try not to stress her out too much to test the hypothesis.