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    Making It Count…


    2008 - 11.20

    This morning, I decided to take a chance and apply for the 2010 US Census slated for this coming summer. They were having the test and application process at my local library, so I really had no convenient excuse.

    There were only four people in attendance, including me, so everything went by quickly and smoothly. The exam, just shy of 30 multiple-choice questions, was graded at the end so we were given instant results. I had the highest score: 100%. The instructor was a bit shocked, since he hadn’t graded a perfect exam in a very long time. This includes a 17-year-old high school student who missed one recently.

    So yes… I’m smarter than a high school student. Which, given the state of our educational system, doesn’t say much.

    Now, it’s back to the waiting game to see if I’m selected. Considering the number of census records I’ve researched over the years, I think I could handle the work and have a decent grasp of the data collected. Plus, it’s a government job… which would look quite favorable on my resume. I’m not too concerned about the background check, but we shall see what they say.

    It’s another opportunity to be a part of history. Every little bit counts!

    Your Tax Dollars at Work…


    2008 - 06.10

    The IRS has some explaining to do.

    The Independent Review Service, that is.

    In am effort to boost morale among employees, the British government agency, responsible for pensioning out the Social fund to the needy, decided to hold a séance. Plans were thwarted after news of the event was leaked to local media.

    “It doesn’t take a crystal ball to see that this would have cost a lot and achieved nothing,” said a spokesman for The Taxpayers’ Alliance.

    Workers at the Birmingham office were shocked when they heard what was in store for them. Not only was it viewed as a gross waste of funds, it could also be deemed ‘offensive’ to those who recently lost a loved one or have religious objections.

    Bringing a medium in was for a “team-building exercise”, according to a spokesman. While most people agree that morale is very low in the office, it would take more than a few ghosts to remove the apathy.

    So much for summoning the ghosts of paupers past.