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    Love Lies Bleeding in the Windy City…


    2009 - 06.17

    While researching for Queer Paranormal, I ran across a lot of interesting tales from everywhere. Unfortunately, several stories could not be researched enough to earn a spot in my book. In light of Pride Month, however, I think it’s an appropriate time to give some mention to these tales and revive this blog from its coma as of late. And so, I bring you a strange tale from Chicago of a haunted apartment and its gay phantom…

    Christina* lived with her roommate on the northern end of Chicago during the 1990s in a run-down, old, inexpensive building. Throughout her five years tenancy, strange incidents occurred that made her question whether they were indeed alone. Footsteps paced the floor between the kitchen and bathroom. The kitchen itself seemed to be a hot spot for activity; sounds of a chair dragged across the linoleum floor and silverware being put away were not uncommon. But one incident in 1997 escalated the spooky goings-on to a new level.

    One hot summer’s day, Christina relaxed in her room, absorbed in a book while stretched out on her bed. She was suddenly struck with unexplainable paralysis. As she looked toward the end of her bed, a shirtless man stood there before her. He appeared to be in his late 20s, with a muscular torso and handsome face twisted into an irate expression. His whole body exuded anger, so powerful that Christina felt the pain in her own limbs. They stared at one another for an agonizing moment before the young man slowly faded into the air. Able to move once more, Christina ran from her room and stayed out of the apartment until her roommate returned. Knowing her roommate’s fear of ghosts, she didn’t mention the unnerving event.

    Two years passed. When the landlord announced the building had been sold, Christina decided to inquire into the strange event. During a conversation with the owner, the owner mentioned thatsince they would soon be out of the apartmentshe had a confession to make. She had not been entirely up-front about the history of their apartment. In the years before Christina and her roommate moved in, the ground floor space had been rented by a gay couple, one of whom was a very handsome, athletic young man… the other, somewhat older. At that time, the neighborhood was very gay-identified, even having a few bars nearby. Both men were involved in S&M, and consumed a lot of drugs. Perhaps the substances contributed to the constant arguments heard from their apartment. The police were called on many occasions to break up the fights.

    On one particular night, the couple returned from a night of heavy drinking and partying. An argument began, and escalated quickly from the alcohol. In a passionate rage, the older man stabbed his young lover to death in the very bedroom used by Christina. the murderer was sent to prison for his crimes, but the landlord remembered the horror of cleaning up the aftermath. Christina asked for a more detailed description, and it matched the apparition she had witnessed perfectly.

    Whatever became of the the apartment (or even it’s location), as well as the haunting presence of the angry young lover are not a mystery. But undoubtedly, somewhere in Chicago, the wandering spirit of the murdered man still lingers, filled with rage over his life cut short so early.

    *Complete name unknown; anyone knowing this person or the apartment, please contact me!

    Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah,…


    2008 - 10.17

    Disco may be dead, but it just might save your life. Don’t believe me? Just ask a doctor.

    A study conducted at the University of Illinois College of Medicine experimented with ways to teach people the proper 100 compressions per minute for performing CPR. Their conclusion? Listening to “Stayin’ Alive” by the Bee Gees helped 15 doctors keep the proper rhythm.

    The song contains 103 beats per minute, which very closely mirrors the required rate. After five weeks practicing CPR while listening to the song, participants performed better at keeping the proper pace.

    They also remarked on the irony and fittingness of the song.

    “The theme ‘Stayin’ Alive’ is very appropriate for the situation,” said Dr. David Matlock who headed the small study. “Everybody’s heard it at some point in their life. People know the song and can keep it in their head.”

    So the next time you hear “…somebody help me; somebody help me, yeah“, just think back to that song that won’t get out of your head…

    And yes. You might just say the DJ saved your life.

    Introducing the Kegger Casket…


    2008 - 05.07

    Bill Bramanti of Chicago, Illinois really knows how to live it up.

    Recently, he purchased his coffin in advance. And with his profound love of beer, he shelled out an extra $2000 to have a company turn the plain coffin into a mock can of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.

    But don’t think assume his casket will sit in storage until the final day comes. He is using it as a cooler until then. Bramanti even hosted a mock wake for friends and family, filling the coffin with ice and cans of his favorite beverage.

    “I’m going to get my money’s worth,” he said. “Hopefully I get to use it many times.”

    I wonder if he will place a “Best if used by” stamp on the bottom…