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    Those Were the Days My Friend


    2008 - 04.26

    Alas, I finally realize the days of investigating ghosts with a few friends, having a little fun and unwinding from life’s other stresses are far behind me. What was originally planned as a small romp to Lonesome Lock ended up being a dinner/venting fest followed by a long trek in the park with over a dozen people. Going “back to my roots” and leaving all the drama behind just wasn’t happening.

    Evelyn, her son, and I arrived at the Winking Lizard in Peninsula where we met up with Bill, Chris, and Ben. We grabbed some tables and waited for everyone else so our earlier discussions could commence. Once everyone showed up, the powwow began… and I was left in the corner of the other table. Yes, the “invisible boy” that I am remains my role. A hew people hashed out grievances while I discussed haunted places and ideas with Chris. I couldn’t help but eavesdrop on the other conversation here and there, but I was sure to remember my place in it all. Bill passed out the brief historical sketch which I whipped up at the last minute and things started to settle down.

    As the dinner portion came to a close, I was suddenly struck with a massive headache in my left temple. We returned to the parking lot where I realized I had left my bag back in the restaurant. I rushed back to retrieve it, only making the oncoming migraine ten times worse. And then, we set out on our journey… with myself following in the back like a tourist. I bumbled along until the gang reached a lock, slamming me with 20 questions: was this Lonesome Lock? What’s this over here? Why are we stopping? Ken? Ken?! Ken!!

    I sat down near the lock to get a little reiki to try to alleviate the throbbing pain. An angel was called upon to perform a miraculous healing. All I wanted was some extra-strength Tylenol. I attempted to relax and meditate a bit amid the chaos of voices swirling around me. The brief stop did ease my headache, though it wasn’t abated entirely. We pressed onward, stopping at the tracks to find the one spirit which lingered there. I filmed some footage in a vain attempt to capture anything, although several people were shouting about different things they were sensing. The pandemonium was a bit difficult to follow.

    One of the psychics mentioned to me casually that a psychic in Cleveland is badmouthing me and my book. She claims that I used several of her stories and am basically a rotten person. Later on, I had a chance to think in depth and I can recall two places she did mention to me which ended up in the book, yet I told her about every haunted location I knew of as well as gave her a brief history of each. Of course, she blatantly told me that my name would not be mentioned once on her tour. Even so, in the acknowledgments portion of my book I do mention her. I even Mentioned her tour. So which of us is the horrible one? Two out of 41 legends were relayed to me by her and I in turn thanked her and gave free press to her in my book. Yet my assistance went unmentioned by her.

    More drama to stir into a pot which is already overflowing.

    A few people left before we reached the lock. they had found a lost cat near the parking lot and wanted to feed the starving feline. We went on to the lock and beyond to the boardwalk over Stumpy Basin. Conversations are difficult to recall through the pounding in my head. Bill provided the much-needed comic relief. The return trip seemed much longer and we lingered in the parking lot until 1:30 in the morning. Finally, I arrived at home, crawled into bed, tossed and turned, and eventually fell asleep while waiting for the aspirin to kick in.

    Tonight’s a little shindig with friends, which will hopefully be more relaxing. I’m bringing along my book to point out and clarify where I thanked the Cleveland psychic for her contributions (which hopefully will find its way back to her and make her feel a little foolish for her statements). I’m still exhausted and sore. My back feels like I slept on a boulder, yet my head does not hurt.

    What I wouldn’t give for a massage or a 4-hour soak in a tub right about now…

    Sometimes, Less is Just Fine…


    2008 - 02.26

    Attention! Attention! We are down two gays. Call for backup!

    Well, last night’s investigation was rather interesting. Unfortunately, my friends Bill and Chris were both horribly sick and stayed home. I arrived with another member quite early (25 minutes early to be precise). We chatted with the homeowner and her family briefly before having a walk-through of the home. I took notes and let the psychic do her thing.

    7:00 PM came and went. No one else had arrived yet. The first group members walked through the door at 7:20. Another at 7:30. The final one arrived at almost 8:00 after being lost for 20 minutes. Finally, the show could start.

    I set up my camcorder in the rear upstairs bedroom. We discussed the hauntings and checked different rooms. Things seemed relatively peaceful to me, though I’m not exactly psychic. It was quite a nice smaller home. There were plenty of small rises and drops in the floor from the many additions over the last 130 years. There are a few mysteries attached to the house: the identities of the female spirit, the small boy ghost upstairs, and a possible girl buried in the yard. Murder? A family plot? Hopefully some of these secrets will reveal themselves.

    All in all, I think it was a success. My girl-pal psychic cleansed the house of negative energies and, with the help of the homeowner, seemingly removed the negative spirit. I guess we’ll find out soon enough if everything worked. All I know was that by 11:00 PM, I was utterly exhausted and ready for bed.

    I stayed up a short time to check email and finally crashed. I still feel a bit sore and tired today. I have no idea why. I didn’t fall down the narrow staircase or move furniture. Perhaps from standing in one spot for so many hours?

    I have over 2 hours of video to watch. I know I’ll need to make a fresh pot of coffee to survive it. Though I do love reviewing evidence, watching footage of an empty room can become tiresome.

    Call Me Now, for Your Free Paranormal Investigation!


    2008 - 02.12

    I’ll warn you now… I’ll try my best to post an entry about last night without sounding too bitchy or sarcastic, but I may not succeed…

    Bill, Chris, and I arrived at the private residence around 7:30. Of course, being there early is what I prefer. It gives the impression that you care and actually think something is important enough to set aside the time. Sure, sometimes people are occasionally late, but generally I think early is the best way to be.

    Of course, it’s only my opinion. Some people spend their lives determined to be late without a care about it.

    Oops.. bitterness seeping in… better not let that negativity influence things… Oops! There I go again being sarcastic! Oh no!

    The owner arrived around 8:00 PM, which was fine, considering the nice warm 11°F (-12°C) weather was perfect for a casual stroll down the lane. We amused ourselves by cracking jokes and keeping as sane as humanly possible, which is never a major feat in good company. The investigation was apparently scheduled for 8:15, and the last half of the gang arrived at around 8:21. It was a very lovely house… sparse, but in an elegant way.

    We broke up into pairs and solos, scattering between the basement and 3rd floors with very little equipment and more psychics than a Montel Williams episode. I started in the basement with my camcorder and worked my way up to the 3rd floor. I would have loved to have spent some quality time in a few of the rooms by myself or with one other person, but I didn’t quite have much luck with that. I thought I saw something in one of the rooms and a name popped into my head, but I’m very hesitant to claim any psychic abilities, so I just wrote it off as possible coincidence.

    I was interested in trying to find something to film that could be definitive and paranormal. That was my goal. Though I haven’t yet reviewed the tape, my hopes aren’t very high. Instead, I ended up feeling more like the cameraman dragged around by the reporter to film a piece and go home. I snapped a few photographs… captured a few “dust orbs” and sat and watched, basking in the glory of expertise the likes of which the world has never known…

    There I go again. I’m a bad man… I know.

    The evening was ended with a makeshift seance to send some spirit or two ‘toward the light’… though the comment was made that no need to verify the names historically were really needed… some people just know things are facts. Like thunderstorms being angry gods fighting in heaven.

    Stop it! You’re being bad again, hands!

    After a house blessing with white sage, which sounded a bit like this:

    We bless this house in the name of Our Lord, Jesus Christ.
    This house is blessed by the blood of Our Lord, Jesus Christ.
    I command any presences to leave in the name of Our Lord, Jesus Christ.
    The Lord, Jesus Christ, is my Lord.
    I’m bosom buddies with Our Lord, Jesus Christ.
    Our Lord, Jesus Christ, saved tons of money by switching to Geico Auto Insurance.
    Everything I do, I do it for you, Our Lord, Jesus Christ.
    Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ!
    Amen.

    … we finally made the long snowy journey home. I was exhausted. So were Bill and Chris. I crashed, only to be woken up at 7:30 AM by the downstairs dog barking up a storm. I wished I weren’t so against firearms at that moment.

    I will say that the investigation was unlike anything I’m accustomed to. Yes, it had its interesting moments, but perhaps I’ve always dealt with a more scientific rationale and view of things. Silly me for paying attention to Arthur Conan Doyle as a child: “Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the solution.” Bollocks to that… what was I thinking?

    No, I’m not saying that I think all psychics are hacks. Far from it. I have very dear friends who call themselves ‘psychic’, and some of them are good people with the best of intentions. of course, on the opposite end are the arrogant, pompous people who either deem themselves to be deities or omnipotent beings, high above the rest of the world. if there’s one thing I truly hate it’s arrogance. That and inflicting your personal views on others without the decency to even ask if they want to hear it. It’s just as bad as ignorance… if not worse.

    Some people will read this and laugh. Some will understand where I’m coming from. Others will scoff and be insulted. Of course, I know that probably the wrong people will view it as an insult. If you’re a good friend of mine and ghost hunter with psychic abilities and you feel insulted, odds are it’s not intentional. By that I mean Chris or Bill. LOL

    As for a few other people I know who might stumble across this… well, it’s open season… and I’m hunting wabbit…. hehehehehehehe…..