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    A Manicure for All Eternity…


    2009 - 11.29

    In the ancient world, death was often as important as life. The two worlds were intertwined and coexisted in the minds of many people. Egyptians held ceremonies for their dead and celebrated the afterlife, making sure that tombs were stocked full of food and wares for their journey into the next life (we could say they obviously disagreed with the old adage “you can’t take it with you”). They also believed in ghosts, or khu. Although we can’t be sure that apparitions wander the Valley of the Kings, there might be a few restless spirits lingering near the Nile River. And all of them may not be straight.

    A tomb was unearthed in 1964 near Memphis which surprised many archaeologists. It was the final resting place (or way station, in their views) of Khnumhotep and Niankhkhnum, two royal servants from the Fifth Dynasty (2498-2345 BC, a.k.a. Old Kingdom). When combined, their names can be translated as “joined in life and joined in death”, which is fitting given their life together and joint burial near the pyramid of King Unas. Though what is not very common is the fact that Khnumhotep and Niankhkhnum were both men.

    This pair of royal confidants were “Overseers of the Manicurists in the Palace of King Niuserre”, according to inscriptions at the site (fascinating how some 4500 years later, we sometimes perpetuate the stereotype by having such professions). In artwork adorning the tomb, the two men are shown holding hands and touching noses (the Egyptian version of a kiss). At the time, the accepted hypothesis was that they were twin brothers and that explained the “exaggerated affection” shown. But the evidence from history could not be ignored, leading some historians to name the pair the oldest documented gay couple in history.

    While some people insist that homosexuality was not accepted in ancient Egypt, the lack of mentions of gays and lesbians may, in fact, mean that sexuality was a non-issue. Mundane, every-day things were not often recorded in history, after all. For these two royal manicurists to be given a tomb together says a lot about the world before Christianity took root. it’s nice just to know that thousands of years ago, the love between men could be deemed worthy enough for the afterlife… and two male lovers could share an eternity together.

    Need an Incubus to Succubus?


    2009 - 08.23

    Thanks to my friend Buddy, I received this little clip in an email. It’s The Soup’s take on the season finale of Ghost Adventures. Just a little reminder to be careful what you say, especially on camera. It might come back to haunt you…

    Infantile Behavior…


    2009 - 08.22

    Another interesting week draws to a close. Keeping busy with a plethora of things, checking up on friends, and receiving my first onslaught of negativity from an unexpected (well, expected… but not expected) source. Shocking? Slightly. Crushing? Not at all. I know who I am and what I believe, and this year has been educational about the definition of friendship. If not marching to someone’s drum or telling people what they want to hear makes me a bad man, then hooray for being rotten!

    But it’s an interesting world out there with plenty of views. And while a lot of the news is on the depressing side, there are some things that aren’t so dire and jaded.

    Take, for example, Jose Alvarenga of Paraguay who opened his infant son’s coffin this week to find that he wasn’t dead, as doctors had told him. While it’s good news for the new father, it doesn’t bode well for doctors and staff at the unnamed hospital in Asuncion. If you can’t tell dead from living, perhaps medicine isn’t the proper field for you.

    Then back to the United States, where in Florida sightings of what is described as a “baby Bigfoot” have been reported in the Baker County area. While it might be an orangutan, the mystery creature has an apparent sweet tooth. Among the witnesses was a bear hunter who lost a few jelly donuts too the furry caper. Subsequent attempts too lure the pint-sized furball out in the open with confectionery treats have failed.
    That’s all for now when it comes to abnormal childlike behavior. Bear with me as I struggle with graphics, barrel ahead toward autumn and Halloween, and blaze a few trails in the world, as well as my own life…

    When "Horny" is a Bad Thing…


    2009 - 06.26

    Want the holy ghost in you? Feeling possessed by one of those pesky gay demons? Well, you might be in luck. All you need is a little help from the friendly folks at Manifested Glory Ministries of Bridgeport, Connecticut. After all, they helped someone out recently. The church held an exorcism to rid a teen boy of his homosexuality, hence equating it with demonic possession.

    Reverend Patricia McKinney and her cult… I mean congregation… performed what they called a “casting out of spirits” (because she thinks the ‘exorcism’ label isn’t accurate) three separate times on a 16-year-old boy (the reverend claimed he was 18) at his request. he writhed on the floor, vomiting up the “evil”, while onlookers made such priceless statements as “Loose your grip, Lucifer!” and “Right now in the name of Jesus, I call the homosexuality, right now in the name of Jesus!

    When did homosexuality suddenly become an object or energy? I missed that memo.

    So, what do you to when you get rid of the “homosexuality demon”? You post it on YouTube, of course! I guess they figured they already had a website and the best way to scare the hell out of people (no pun intended) is to be were the action is. Activist groups and citizens are up in arms about the video, since taken down by the flock. But the church stands by their actions. McKinney, who calls herself a “prophet”, told the press, “”Every Sunday we call people up to the altar who want to be delivered from any spirit that causes them to not be able to function. We were just beginning to worship the Lord and all of a sudden he hit the floor.”

    “Manifested Glory Ministries is not against homosexuality. We do not hate them,” the reverend said. “We do not come up against them. We do just not believe in their lifestyle.” I’m sure it makes sense to someone. Is that anything like a double negative?

    And did their purging work? According to the executive director of True Colors, Robin McHeavin, the boy told their organization he has since been “engaging in risky behavior”. I guess if you take something out of someone, you just have to put it back in.

    This is actual footage from the “exorcism”:

    Because Milk Would Spoil the Children…


    2009 - 05.21

    A California school decided recently that milk was inappropriate for children. Harvey Milk, that is. Natalie Jones, a sixth grade student at Mt. Woodson Elementary in Ramona, was inspired by the movie and had dedicated a presentation to the late ‘Mayor of Castro Street’. School administrators required children to get parental permission to watch the presentation after labeling it “sex education”… they then proceeded to tell Natalie she could only give the speech at recess.

    Her mother, Bonnie Jones, was appalled. “To say my daughter’s presentation is ’sex education’ because Harvey Milk happened to be gay is completely wrong.” And now, the ACLU is getting involved. Sounds like there might be plenty of spilled milk to cry over after all…

    Taking It to the Bank…


    2009 - 04.12

    The fight has ended for Florida’s Seven Sisters Inn. This past week, the two historic Ocala Victorian houses became the property of the bank for $100,000 at a foreclosure auction. Bonnie Morehardt and Ken Oden bode a tearful farewell to their business, though they still own the small cottage behind the properties.

    First Coast Community Bank expressed regret at having such a fate meet a property on the National Register of Historic Places. They still are hoping to find new owners to continue the business and purchase the place. But for now, the seven other staff members are left hopeful to return to work.

    On the day before the auction, a book flew from a shelf inside the bed & breakfast. Ghostly happenings have been on the increase since the tense times facing the inn. Even the spirits are upset by the recent turn of events, but hopefully after the bank has had the opportunity to make sure the historic inn is in top shape, a new owner will move in… one able to appease the disquieted spooks.

    Flair Apparent…


    2009 - 04.05

    Some of you may be aware of recent news pertaining to a scientific contest of sorts, seeing what people think of submitted “ghost photographs”. The study, led by psychologist Dr. Richard Wiseman, allowed viewers to vote on which “supernatural” images were most convincing that ghosts exist. The winner was a ghostly image in a window of Tantallon Castle in Scotland. Another 30-year-old photo was later submitted showing a figure in approximately the same window by a different tourist. Both images appear to be unaltered.

    But that’s not why I mention all this. It’s what a ‘reporter’ said about the whole thing that really made it interesting…

    Leave it to ChristWire to bend reality askew and leave you thinking, “oh, no, she didn’t…” An article posted on the site made a few absurd remarks that seemed all too appropriate for this blog:

    Of all pictures submitted, the one that troubled viewers the most was that of a gay spirit that was seen spooking about Tantallon Castle in Scotland. The specter’s sexual preference is obvious as it is wearing very flamboyant clothing, much like you would see a man in San Francisco. The photograph is said to be taken by a gentleman named Christopher Aitchison…

    This photograph is scientifically verified as authentic and proves once again that gay spirits roam the Earth, and can lure people to the sinful traps of homosexuality.

    Obviously, someone understands NOTHING about formal attire pre-1960. Haven’t most people bothered to look at a painting of Shakespeare or glanced at a few woodcuts while being taught about medieval times? And then, there’s the assumption that it’s male and not female. But honestly, do those few hundred years before the earth and humanity were magically molded into shape by god almighty really matter?? It’s as absurd as dinosaurs. Right? I mean, come on. Scientists really need to stop planting these frauds to put down Creationism…

    As if we didn’t have enough hassle from the Moral Minority when we’re alive. Now, when we’re dead, we’re still trying to earn our toasters?? Oh yeah. That’s right. We’re supposedly possessed by demons anyway. I’m just glad the pope doesn’t dress flamboyantly…

    Oops. Nevermind. The ghost of Liberace called. He wants his wardrobe back.

    Grinding Out the Troublemakers…


    2009 - 03.27

    Many places are rumored to have a ghost or two. But does such a statement warrant a lawsuit?

    That’s the question tossed around in court down in Miami County, Ohio these days. It revolves around the Staley Mill, built in 1818 by Elias Staley and his clan. The Troy grist mill was featured in the book Weird Ohio and has become an attraction for would-be ghost hunters and bored teenagers. One descendant, Melissa Duer, is determined to stop all this.

    Duer filed a lawsuit against people responsible for both the book and a website, Forgotten Ohio. She told local reporters that both her and her husband have been physically threatened when telling people to leave. Melissa has hired off-duty law enforcement and a $35,000 watch dog. A judge ruled earlier this month that Weird Ohio did not paint the grist mill or the family in an unfavorable light. Trespassers were not the responsibility of the author, nor was any emotional distress” brought on by the work. A contributing author and the website owner, Andrew Henderson, may be held responsible for some of the expenses Duer is seeking due to the website.

    So, writing down what other people have been saying for decades is, apparently, a very bad thing. It’s not so easy to sue someone for saying a place is haunted verbally among friends (probably because it’s not easy to track them down). Writing down a rumor that is merely a rumor isn’t against the law, in my opinion. Stating it as emphatic fact, however, with intent to libel, is. Freedom of speech covers most literary work, with the added disclaimer almost every book has. So, why go after a storyteller and not the trespassers? Because it’s easier to blame one than punish the many guilty parties.

    As a writer and teller of paranormal stories, there is always inherent risk that someone will break the law to see a place for him or herself. All we can do is be responsible, let people know that they need to get permission to enter a property (which might be common sense, but isn’t so common), and hope for the best.

    In my opinion, Duer would be better off turning the mill into a ghost tour location and charging people for visiting it. Aside from suing people, what could be more American than earning a fast buck?

    Butterflies are Free to Fly…


    2009 - 03.17

    Spring is a time of growth and rebirth. That is often true of people too.

    Rebecca Muller, the clairvoyant and researcher I’ve had the pleasure of communicating with throughout last year, has done a little spring cleaning in her life. A new home… and new career path. The paranormal aspect of her life has been frozen, “for now”. What does the future hold? That remains a mystery, as it does for most of us. But for the time being, there are other things of higher importance.

    Her absence will be missed. She’s an all-around good soul and Columbus will be a bit emptier without her and her husband. But I wish them all the success and happiness in the world. And who knows; the future isn’t written in stone. Perhaps a few more spooks will pique her interest further down the road…

    Strange, But True News…


    2009 - 03.04

    It’s been a while, but here are some news snippets from the past few months collecting dust in my bookmarks. About time I did this again!

    The Fork-Bending Truth…

    Think the movie Push with its government psychics is a bunch of Hollywood hocus pocus? Think again. Retired Colonel John Alexander recently spoke to Maxim about his experiences with psychokinesis behind closed US Intelligence doors. His experiences made a believer out of him, though they aren’t as spectacular as movie special effects. It’s enough to make you want to concentrate on your cutlery.

    It’s Called a ‘Wake’ for a Reason…

    Back in December, Gregory & Carr Funerals in Sydney came up with a new way to attract business. Customers purchasing pre-paid services were entered into a drawing to win an espresso machine. Coffee does tend to bring people together. Just ask any of the hundreds of coffee shops across the globe. But prizes for dying? Too bad the recipient won’t have the pleasure of enjoying the brew.

    Fairy Troubles…

    Petersfield may not have a chance to celebrate mythology this spring. Some council members worry that the event, geared toward children to raise funds for Rainbow Trust, might promote “occult activities”. Sorry, kids, we know you’re gravely ill but we can’t have these metaphysical displays of imagination influencing adults.

    Paging Dr. Venkman…

    Dan Ackroyd has let the cat out of the bag. Plans are underway for a cast reunion of Ghostbusters for a third film. According to the actor, the script is in the works with filming expected to begin this fall. Akroyd himself is a believer in the paranormal. Let’s hope they don’t ruin it… maybe they can give George Bush a cameo as “the ghost of Homeand Security”.

    It’s Not Polite to Stare…

    A Detroit casino billboard has people talking… and a few unnerved. The advertisement, depicting a pair of gold-colored eyes staring down from a black background shook up a few people, and has one reverend crying “Satan”. “It looks like a demon glaring at you,” stated Rev. James Smith of Romulus, “nobody with kids in their car should be forced to look at that. No Christian should.” It’s awful pompous to think the devil would find anything worth having in Detroit these days.

    Who Would Jesus Arrest?

    The NYPD is facing legal action for placing an officer on desk duty in 2006. And rightfully so, since Dominic Maglione’s only offense is seeing a demon and promoting the “word of God”. he was hospitalized in 2006 for starving himself “because he was too busy praying”. Maglione, an evangelist proclaiming himself “godlike”, underwent psychological examination and was found to be bipolar, obsessive-compulsive, and suffering from “hyperreligiosity”. I’d say these neurotic behaviors make him fit in quite well on the New York’s police force.