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    News That’s Beyond Bizarre…


    2009 - 02.06

    To end the week on an interesting note, here are some unusual stories from our weird world. And that’s no hat trick

    The Whisperer and the Ghost…

    Yes, Jennifer Love Hewitt, star of Ghost Whisperer, does believe in ghosts in real life. In fact, she recently had a conversation with her dead grandmother, thanks to psychic James Van Praagh. She told OK! Magazine, “She just wanted to say hello and tell me that she was looking out for me. It was really nice.” I’m sure Hewitt was an easier audience for Van Praagh than Barbara Walters.

    Please, No Pictures…

    The hunt for Storsjöodjuret, the infamous lake monster of Sweden, continues. But there is one slight snag for cryptozoologists: cameras have been banned by the council from being used on the shores of Lake Storsjön. Under-water surveillance has passed through local ordinance four times, but if you’re planning an impromptu jaunt with a digital, you had better think twice. Who needs evidence, anyway?

    Those Bloody Lesbians…

    Perth was shaken in 2006 by the slaying of a 16-year-old girl. The two assailants, Jessica Stasinowsky and her lover Valerie Parashmuti, both pleaded guilty this week to bludgeoning their roommate to death with a concrete block. Apparently, the deed turned them on and they proceeded to make out while standing over her body. Parashmuti, 19, belonged to a vampire cult which engaged in the ritualistic drinking of blood. Their motive? They thought the girl was “annoying” and believed she was flirting with the girls significant other. Thus perpetuating the belief that lesbians are tough, vicious creatures…

    Was Darby O’Gill Delusional?

    If you’re seeing faeries outside of the nearest gay bar, you might be suffering from Charles Bonnet Syndrome (CBS). British doctors estimate as many as 100,000 people in England may suffer from CBS. The disturbance causes hallucinations of people, objects, and even little winged human figures while the sufferer remains otherwise of sound mind. Scientists say it is caused by a lack of visual stimulation, not mental illness. Theories for ending CBS vary from stimulating the fingertips to holding your breath to (in extreme cases) medication. In the case of visual hallucinations of leprechauns, I might recommend looking for that pot of gold anyway…

    Quirky Paranormal News Shorts…


    2008 - 09.05

    Just to catch everyone up on some of the news of the odd from the past few weeks, here’s a brief glimpse at some of the world’s more strange occurrences.

    Big Fish, Mork, Mork, Mork!

    A local videographer in Sweden claims to have captured footage of Storsjöodjuret, Sweden’s version of the Loch Ness Monster. The creature in great Lake has been spotted hundreds of times over the past 400 years. It is described as a humped serpent with the head of a dog. Just be careful to keep the Swedish Chef at bay. Who knows what he might do with such a delicacy.

    Your Mystic Money’s Not Good Here…

    In King County, the Solid Waste Division as turned down psychic funds. Seattle psychic Alexandra Chauran was impressed with the composting of our bodily functions and offered to donate her services for a fund-raising program for the Christmas holiday. They replied with a “thanks, but no thanks“, stating that a paranormal business was “not an appropriate fit for a county program”. Crooked politicians? Yes! Tarot readers and pet psychics? Absolutely not!

    What Big Feet You Have…

    Fossilized footprints believed to belong to a bigfoot-like creature have been unearthed near Cookville, Tennessee. They were discovered by Harold Jackson on his property and measure 15 inches long and 11 inches wide. Jackson thinks they’re simply Native American tracks. That might be wise, after the bigfoot corpse hoax of recent news. Still, footprints that large are questionable, unless it was a native basketball player from the past.

    Police Hounds of the Baskervilles…

    A band of would-be ghost hunters broke into Westboro State Hospital in Worcester, Massachusetts to hunt for ghost of the former mental patients. What they encountered instead was the rattling of handcuffs as local police arrived on the scene. One man jumped from a window and eluded police, while the others quickly ran out when they heard the police dogs bark. They were arrested on charges of trespassing and breaking and entering. But luckily, they weren’t bitten by any dogs… or ghosts.

    Religion and the Grape Lady…

    That pesky Virgin Mary keeps popping up everywhere. Now she’s taking over the supermarket fruit aisle! 24-year-old Becky Ginn of Arlington, Virginia found her effigy on a grape and blogged about it on Livejournal. After some prodding from readers, she contacted the local media. Ginn, a Baptist, hasn’t given any thought to idolizing the green relic. But if she plans to sell it, she probably should do so before it becomes another California raisin.

    That’s all the wierdness for the day. Have a good weekend, everyone!