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    Bizarre News Recaps…


    2008 - 10.28

    While recovering from a cold the past few days, I didn’t have a chance to write long posts about some odd and interesting news from the last week. Here’s a bit of what you missed while I was busy hording Kleenex.

    Pinned for Office…

    President Nicolas Sarkozy of France is up in cross stitched arms and spitting nails (or needles) over the tactics of a publishing company. They are selling voodoo dolls of his likeness accompanied by slogans reportedly spoken by Sarkozy (including such thoughtful words as “get lost, you pathetic arsehole”). They aren’t just targeting the incumbent; his rival, Segolene Royal, has a similar doll marketed by the same company during last year’s election. Both men are considering legal action. Some politicians are just a bit high strung.

    Branded a Driving Witch…

    Get ready, Salem. Drivers in the city may soon have the option of purchasing specialty license plates bearing a witch. Destination Salem is asking the Registry of Motor Vehicles to add the new plate to its options. Unfortunately, similar plates will not be issued for broomsticks.

    A Feline Vortex…

    Wooaston in Stourbridge, UK, has earned the nickname “The Purr-muda Triangle” this month, as nearly 50 cats have gone missing without a trace in the past five years. Several collars have been located around Meriden Avenue, where the mystery is centered, but not a single hair or body has surfaced. Are aliens in need of a litte furry companionship or has Cruella deVille turned her sights toward other animals?

    Virtual Jail Time…

    Two Dutch teenagers have been convicted of theft in Leewarden District Court. The object in question is a magic amulet and mask. Not a real amulet, mind you: it exists only in the virtual reality game RuneScape. The culprits, aged 15 a 14, convinced a 13-year-od boy to snag the items and place them into their online accounts. For their acts, the two youths were sentenced to 200 and 160 hours of community service, respectably. And no amount of cyber gold coins can get them out of this mess.

    The Woman Who Knew Too Much?


    2008 - 08.26

    Police in South Carolina are scouring a pond off Highway 17. Not far from the location, Kathy Parish’s stolen Audi was found, parked behind a grocery store.

    Parish, 46, was shot twice in the face at European Psychic in West Ashley. Detectives suspect the motive was robbery since her car was stolen, but everything is unclear as of this time. The suspect is still at large and there are no other leads.

    The victim is currently in stable condition at a Charleston County hospital.

    Who knows. Perhaps she was way off in a reading… or too close for comfort.

    Momma Said There’d Be Days Like This…


    2008 - 04.08

    Happy early birthday to me…

    I’m being plagiarized in a very vulgar, crude, and careless manner.

    I decided to check my email one last time before bed. To my surprise, I have an email from Chris Woodyard waiting for me. It appears an unscrupulous Ebay member decided to make some quick cash and has been reprinting my book, Haunted Cuyahoga, on cruddy, spiral-bound paper and selling copies!

    Apparently, troop_211 hasn’t just pinpointed me as her sole victim. She has also reprinted several other books, spiral-bound them, and is selling the fakes on the website.

    No, I’m not taking this lying down. I have already contacted Lulu’s copyright and intellectual copyright infringement department and am taking action… whatever can be done, at least.

    I realize many of us are suffering from a worrisome economy, but last I checked, piracy is a major faux pas to say the very least! Hopefully something can be done. In the mean time, I’ll see what Lulu has to say… and you can bet I’ll be tracking down the other people being ripped off and notifying them immediately!

    Seriously, I didn’t need help in losing faith in humanity this year.

    Look into My Eyes…


    2008 - 03.25

    Not just your average hypnotic suggestion…

    Come Out with Your Hands Up!


    2008 - 03.10

    Apparently, Benedictine Monks find better ways of passing their time than singing chants and restoring old manuscripts. We only bother to notice something strange when the police get involved.

    And so it happened in Wuerzburg, Germany. A monk was arrested for stealing adult movies.

    Gay adult movies.

    A clerk noticed the 49-year-old man trying to smuggle movies out of the store. He fled, throwing the films in the trash on his escape. After catching him and examining his room at the monastery, authorities found a treasure trove of about 230 gay porn films.

    I doubt his buddies at Maria Laach Abbey were very pleased. It’s the most scandalous news to come from the monastery’s 900-year history since its controversial Nazi relations in World War II.

    Maybe he should have just gone with winemaking instead. Who knows… after a few bottles of a nice potent potable among his colleagues, he may not have needed any fantasy films…