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    They Really Bought the Farm…


    2008 - 09.23

    Cows in Tennessee are feeling a sense of unease.

    Union County residents along Hickory Valley Road noticed vultures circling a pasture near their property last week. Upon closer inspection, the bodies of eleven cows were found scattered across the property belonging to E. G. McCoy of Knoxville. Assuming the animals had been shot, police were notified. The Tennessee Department of Agriculture disagreed with the verdict.

    According to their workers, and those at the University of Tennessee’s Animal Clinic, there were no signs of bullet wounds. In fact, no cause of death could immediately be determined. Sergeant Mike Butcher (aptly named) of the Sheriff’s Department said that biopsies of the bodies were taken Thursday and investigators are awaiting the results.

    “Nobody’s seen anything like it,” Butcher stated. “It’s a first for us.”

    Four other cows survived. No evidence of foul (or bovine) play could be found. A few local residents claimed to witness UFOs the same night, but authorities aren’t ruling anything out at this time.

    Of course, if you want to witness your own cow abduction by an alien, you may not have to wait for extraterrestrial life forms. Designer Lasse Klein is working toward production of an Alien Abduction Lamp, complete with human and cow for teleportation.

    So We’re All Aussie Aliens?


    2008 - 07.03

    Last week, the small town of Marlinja in Australia’s Northern Territory claims to have had otherworldly visitors. According to some of the 112 residents, four UFOs descended upon the town. Bright red lights were accompanied by a loud, strange sound which shook the ground. Janie Dixon’s phone rang, but when she tried to answer it, the line went dead.

    Surprisingly, UFOs have been spotted many times in Australia. And some people claim to know the strange connection aliens might have with this land.

    It was where they began populating the earth.

    A well-known feature of the Northern Territory is Uluru, or Ayers Rock. Hidden withing the crevices are ancient Aboriginal paintings and inscriptions. One of these has ufologists talking.

    Once upon a time, in a distant past, a huge red ‘egg’ had difficulties to safely reach the ground and crashed. Out of the ‘egg’ emerged white-skinned beings, followed by their children. The adults had problems adapting to the Earth’s atmosphere and died. The children managed to survive.

    So, according to Aboriginal beliefs, something landed in the Outback a very long time ago and brought with it life as we know it. According to Bill Chalker, connections with aliens still exist in rituals and legends passed along in some tribes to this day. Early settlers even reported strange phenomena around the continent.

    Then, of course, there’s the question about Uluru itself. It, along with three other nearby formations, resemble triangles. Some ufologists and enthusiasts say these do not resemble natural structures. In satellite images of the anomalies, the triangles appear to have similar characteristics and are even oriented in the same direction.

    Uluru itself is believed by Aborigines to have an energy source, Tjukurpa, beneath it. There have been a few times in history the rock has changed color.

    Is this proof of the past visitation of extra-terrestrials? The question is still unanswered and hotly debated. Many natural structures almost appear to be man-made. And as for the native tales passed down, there could be more symbolism than fact to the words. Looking up into the vastness of the night sky, it’s easy to imagine our early ancestors forming fantastic tales from the great unknown.

    But could there be some truth to the mythology?

    More importantly, does this theory mean that I can claim to be Australian through ancestral lineage?

    Footy Roots, Otherworldly Ambition…


    2008 - 05.15

    Pop star Robbie Williams may not be the only celebrity with his eyes to the sky.

    Saxon Pepper was voted off Big Brother Australia this week. The unemployed 22-year-old truck driver had moved to Adelaide from South Australia shortly before being cast on the show, feeling the need for change in is life. The program has had an impact on him, giving him more perspective on different types of people and teaching him more about diversity.

    He even befriended party boy Corey Worthington, known for his infamous MySpace party in Melbourne.

    One thing that hasn’t changed, though, is his interest in the paranormal. He would like to find a way to prove the existence of UFOs and alien life. He even has Roswell tattooed on his arm.

    “The idea that there’s something else out there just excites me,” Pepper told The Age. “People are ignorant if they dismiss it as a silly thought.”

    I guess he has plenty of time to do that now…

    Let Me Entertain You…


    2008 - 05.06

    And so the Robbie Williams saga continues

    Today, at 6:30 PM GMT on BBC Radio 4 in the United Kingdom, Williams will be on a program discussing extra-terrestrials. Considering the unexplained UFO photographs captured in London in February, it is perfect timing.

    And just where has he been these past few months? Hiding out in his Mulholland Estates home in California, sleeping all day and watching the skies at night for signs of intelligent life. There are still people who think he’s insane for his alien pursuits, but his beliefs are unshakable.

    It turns out Robbie has been surrounded with the supernatural all of his life. His mother was a firm believer in the paranormal and may have started his obsession. Her nighttime discussions of ghosts and spirits left an impression and still haunt him to this day.

    In an interview, Robbie added, “Maybe that’s why I want to investigate UFOs so I can work out why I get scared at night.”

    There may be major differences between hauntings and flying saucers, but whatever works for him…

    I’ll Get You My Pretty….


    2008 - 05.05

    So, exactly what was seen in the sky over Mexico in 2006, and again just recently?

    If you believe the media and some eye-witness testimony, the answer is a human-like UFO… or quite possibly a witch.

    Footage was aired on television in Mexico. People have come forward reporting a witch flying and taking off. Speculation is still abound. See the actual news report here (in Spanish):


    So, is it real?

    Apparently, NPR reported a man building jetpacks in Mexico around the same time and using his daughters as test pilots. But there is another possibility…

    A balloon.

    Judging by the movement alone, I’m leaning toward balloon.

    Alas, Dorothy’s Mexican counterpart is safe once more…

    Tuning in to Spooks…


    2008 - 05.02

    Ghosts are big business. Isn’t it time we had a television station devoted entirely to them?

    In fact, over in England, that is exactly what’s happening.

    Yvette Fielding, whom some of you may recognize as that crazy screaming woman from Most Haunted, has launched the Paranormal Channel on Sky. It will become available starting June 9th. But it will go beyond ghosts: programs covering Bigfoot, Loch Ness, UFOs, and other supernatural topics will also be aired.

    Hopefully, the satellite station will carry over to other countries, though it is still in the experimental stage. After all, who doesn’t like a good spooky story?

    No Signs of Intelligent Life Here…


    2008 - 04.23

    Are aliens really out there?

    Given the odds, it’s more than likely that life does exist on other planets. But are they dimwits?

    Stephen Hawking, the well-known astrophysicist, posed this question Monday during a lecture at George Washington University. “Primitive life is very common and intelligent life is very rare. Some would say it has yet to occur on earth.”

    This doesn’t mean we shouldn’t continue to explore space. Hawking compared space exploration to the voyages of Christopher Columbus. The benefits simply outweigh the risks. “Just think,” he said, “we wouldn’t have a Big Mac or KFC.”

    Who new he had a sense of humor?

    Intelligent life is a relative term. Who is to say that we’re not the idiots? Just because we can’t detect “Zongregian Idol” being broadcast over the galaxies doesn’t mean there couldn’t be a life form out there with more sophisticated knowledge sending out messages that we have yet to comprehend.

    To claim that we’re the smartest creatures in existence is just as foolish as calling the Titanic “unsinkable”. It’s just begging to be proved wrong.

    We’ve Got Stars Directing Our Fate…


    2008 - 03.19

    Robbie Williams is back in the news again. He is not backing down on his goal of becoming a ufologist. In fact, his latest actions show the dream is finally coming to fruition.

    He has begun a shopping excursion, looking into buying an observatory. And reportedly, he may spend around £2.5 million (US$5 million) for it! What was once viewed as a farce and a silly attention plea is now looking more like an ambitious venture. He has even been visiting a telescope in the Arizona desert to quench his desire to explore outer space from the comfort of earth.

    Call him insane but we should all give him credit for his pursuit. After all, we once believed the sun revolved around the earth. Science fiction always retains the possibility of becoming science fact.

    With billions of solar systems dotting the galaxies and trillions of planets floating around in the universe, it would be absurd to believe that earth is the only populated one. As for space travel, that is still debatable.

    It could be possible and we can’t rule out the slight probability. There is a chance that other life forms somewhere are far more advanced than we are.

    …And the Price Isn’t Out of This World


    2008 - 03.18

    The housing market is down in the United States. There just aren’t enough buyers for homes, so houses tend not to sell for high prices. Even if that house happens to look like a UFO.

    That was the case for the 38-year-old “Space House” perched on the side of Signal Mountain near Chattanooga, Tennessee when it went up for auction on March 15th. The winning bid was $135,000 which surprised the auctioneer, Terry Posey. The new owner is a woman from Cincinnatti, Ohio.

    The house sits atop six supports intended to look like landing gear. The staircase leading to the three-bedroom dwelling is fully retractable and there is enough space for at least two vehicles underneath.

    These features apparently came in handy for a previous owner. During an argument with her husband, she left the home, raised the stairs, and parked his truck directly underneath, trapping him inside.

    "Take That" to Your Leader?


    2008 - 03.15

    Robbie Williams has had a rough life: insecurity and self-esteem issues, weight problems, alcoholism, drug abuse, and depression. He has been to rehab and been diagnosed with bipolar disorder. He has suffered a few album flops. And now, he’s feeling like a change of life might do him well.

    Something different. Something… paranormal?

    Yes, Robbie is seriously contemplating putting down his microphone to pursue a subject that has always interested him: UFOs. He’s planning on becoming a ufologist when he soon quits the music business.

    During his early childhood, he recalls seeing strange lights in the sky over the UK. Later, while living in Los Angeles, he witnessed another unidentified object. The last sighting came shortly after composing a song about alien visitation.

    Fans shouldn’t be terribly shocked by the news. After all, he did have a “Close Encounters Tour” in 2006.

    Robbie Williams as Fox Mulder? Stranger things have happened. We shall see what happens.

    After all, “the truth is out there”.