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    Stories of the Strange…


    2009 - 01.28

    I have missed quite a lot of odd news over the past month. Luckily, there’s a never-ending supply of the odd around our planet. Here are just a few strange stories from various news wires.

    Are Curses Really Talent?

    Simon Cowell is the man everyone seems to love to hate. Now, he’s upset the wrong girl on the wrong day. While filming an episode of Britain’s Got Talent, one contestant took her dismissal a bit too seriously. She returned to the stage, placing a hex on all the judges, stating, “You’re all doomed.” Following the witchy woman’s departure, the crew experienced the worst session ever. But was it the curse or just a lack of talent in Birmingham?

    A Predestined Payoff…

    Jorma Hogbacka, a 60-year-old retired welder from Ontario, is now $14.5 million dollars richer. But the St. Catharines man isn’t at all surprised. A psychic told him he would be rich beyond his wildest dreams just four years ago. Hogbacka doesn’t have any major plans for the money and says he feels like it’s “another day, except I have a big cheque.” Surele he won’t be the ony one cashing in on this bit of luck. if the psychic comes forward, she undoubtedly stands to make her own windfall.

    Strangers in the Night…

    While singer Robbie Williams is hunting UFOs, something strange has been happening in the comfort of his own home. On numerous occasions, Williams has awakened to find cuts and scratches on his back. The marks generally disappear within a few days, but he didn’t think it strange until mentioning it to friends recently. Some people have suggested it to be encountered with demons, ghosts, or succubi. Or perhaps he simply rolled over on his cat in the middle of the night…

    Smudge Them Out…

    After the past eight years of Bush and Cheney in the White House, there is probably more than a little bad karma left over within its walls. But not anymore: last Monday, hundreds of people met at Dupont Circle to burn some white sage. The act, known as smudging, follows shamanic/Native American tradition of dispersing negative energy from an area. As the crowd sang “Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye“, wafts of the pungent smoke drifted toward 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue to rid it of “evil spirits.” Fortunately, the evil entities had already vacated the building…

    Cream, Sugar, or Spooks?

    British scientists believe they’ve found a clue to explaining paranormal activity by the cup full. A Durham University study of 216 coeds this month revealed that students drinking large quantities of caffeine (at least seven cups per day) are more prone to hearing unexplained voices. According to the researchers, caffeine consumption could have an effect on schizophrenic hallucinations, though they could not confirm repeatable tests or that participants actually consumed the levels of caffeine stated in the study. Really. Over two hundred college students claim caffeine is their one vice that leads to hallucinations? I find that hard to swallow…

    Quirky Paranormal News Shorts…


    2008 - 09.05

    Just to catch everyone up on some of the news of the odd from the past few weeks, here’s a brief glimpse at some of the world’s more strange occurrences.

    Big Fish, Mork, Mork, Mork!

    A local videographer in Sweden claims to have captured footage of Storsjöodjuret, Sweden’s version of the Loch Ness Monster. The creature in great Lake has been spotted hundreds of times over the past 400 years. It is described as a humped serpent with the head of a dog. Just be careful to keep the Swedish Chef at bay. Who knows what he might do with such a delicacy.

    Your Mystic Money’s Not Good Here…

    In King County, the Solid Waste Division as turned down psychic funds. Seattle psychic Alexandra Chauran was impressed with the composting of our bodily functions and offered to donate her services for a fund-raising program for the Christmas holiday. They replied with a “thanks, but no thanks“, stating that a paranormal business was “not an appropriate fit for a county program”. Crooked politicians? Yes! Tarot readers and pet psychics? Absolutely not!

    What Big Feet You Have…

    Fossilized footprints believed to belong to a bigfoot-like creature have been unearthed near Cookville, Tennessee. They were discovered by Harold Jackson on his property and measure 15 inches long and 11 inches wide. Jackson thinks they’re simply Native American tracks. That might be wise, after the bigfoot corpse hoax of recent news. Still, footprints that large are questionable, unless it was a native basketball player from the past.

    Police Hounds of the Baskervilles…

    A band of would-be ghost hunters broke into Westboro State Hospital in Worcester, Massachusetts to hunt for ghost of the former mental patients. What they encountered instead was the rattling of handcuffs as local police arrived on the scene. One man jumped from a window and eluded police, while the others quickly ran out when they heard the police dogs bark. They were arrested on charges of trespassing and breaking and entering. But luckily, they weren’t bitten by any dogs… or ghosts.

    Religion and the Grape Lady…

    That pesky Virgin Mary keeps popping up everywhere. Now she’s taking over the supermarket fruit aisle! 24-year-old Becky Ginn of Arlington, Virginia found her effigy on a grape and blogged about it on Livejournal. After some prodding from readers, she contacted the local media. Ginn, a Baptist, hasn’t given any thought to idolizing the green relic. But if she plans to sell it, she probably should do so before it becomes another California raisin.

    That’s all the wierdness for the day. Have a good weekend, everyone!

    Sleepless Near Seattle…


    2008 - 04.23

    Police in Federal Way, Washington, have a bit of a quandary on their hands. Exactly how do you investigate an alleged rape when the culprit can’t be caught… literally?

    Two women living in an apartment on 25th Place South repeatedly called the maintenance man to complain that a ghost has been raping them on weekend nights for the past two years. Not feeling equipped at handling the situation, he told them to contact the police. Perplexed police officials will not comment on the crime, though they said they have no leads.

    One of the victims has stated that the first incident occurred while she was living in Kent. The activity seemed to follow her… and is now affecting her roommate.

    News reporters have been unable to track down the women for comment.

    Ghost hunter Ross Allison says that with all the paranormal shows on television, paranormal reports are way up… and he doesn’t think it’s a coincidence. According to Ross, many people “…start to label every little interesting thing happening in their home as paranormal when it might just be a house creaking.”

    Sounds like the only thing creaking in this apartment is the bed…