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    I See a Bad Moon Rising…


    2009 - 09.28

    It’s early Monday morning, there’s thunder outside and the rhythmic sound of rain falling. It may be close to dawn, but there’s still enough “dark and stormy night” to make me forget all the stress, drama, and insanity of recent time and think back to Halloween’s approach.

    October (and all the festivities that come with it) is a time when we all want to be someone… or something… else for a little while, even just to pretend for a few hours. And what best exemplifies this desire than the shapeshifter. Werewolves and other humanoids have been a part of lore for centuries. We’ve been terrified by the thought of people who could become animals while the moon was full, though secretly, we all would like to have that ability: the power to change who we are and live differently for a brief time. Let’s face it. None of us is completely happy with ourself or life as it is. There’s something intriguing out there that catches everyone’s fancy.
    Still, as I always say, there’s humor to be had in everything. And in light of the fact that life can get insane, overwhelming, and downright difficult, I think it’s time to get a little amusement out of that inner animal inside us all. And an ingenious man online did just that… having a little fun with Shakira’s song “She Wolf”. I can’t help but laugh watching this one. Well, ok… perhaps between chuckles I think he’s not too bad to look at:

    Odd News Briefs…


    2008 - 11.26

    In the last few busy weeks, several news stories fell through the cracks. Here’s a little glimpse at some of the obscure events happening around the globe.

    Keep You on Your Toes…

    Darlington, Victoria has a new claim to fame: it will soon be home to Australia’s first “vertical cemetery”. Bodies will be buried on biodegradable shrouds standing upright at a cost of $2000—that’s a savings of $5000 on a traditional burial. After all the plots are filled, it will become grazing and for cattle (gives a while new meaning to being put out to pasture, doesn’t it?). Critics in the mortuary business say it’s “disrespectful to the dead” but in these tough economic times, people aren’t too shook up over their rotting corpses.

    Mobile Monolith…

    After selling their historic manor in Abbotts Court, John and Suzy Burton planned to leave a stone circle constructed by fashion guru Thomas Burberry at the site. The developer made clear his plans to demolish the neo-pagan structure, so the couple decided to take it with them. Neighbors were caught off guard as trucks and cranes descended on the suburbs of Dorchester, setting up the the massive stones. Both practicing witches, the Burtons brought their coven to consecrate the grounds. The added positive energy to the neighborhood has been quite wel-received.

    Sweet Astronomy…

    Do extraterrestrials have a sweet tooth? It’s possible, since scientists recently found traces of glycoaldehyde—an organic compound related to simple sugar—some 26,000 light years from earth. The discovery, in a remote section of the central Milky Way where life was thought to be impossible, has brought up questions about other life forms existing in space. But the real, burning question is: one lump or two?

    Wolf Man No More…

    People suffering from “Werewolf Syndrome” may soon be able to live normal lives. Scientists at New York’s Colombia University have made advances in a possible treatment for hypertrichosis, involving testosterone injections. 50 people wordwide suffer from the disease, leading to excessive hair growth over the entire body. This is good news for patients, but bad news for razor manufacturers and circus sideshows.

    An American Werewolf in Defiance…


    2008 - 10.11

    Some thirty years ago, a mystery perplexed the town of Defiance, Ohio, west of Toledo. Railroad workers reported run-ins with an assailant along the tracks in town. They were attacked by what was described as a werewolf.

    In early August 1972, local newspapers were buzzing over the police hunt for a “wolfman” along the Norfolk and Western tracks. Three separate incidents near Fifth Street had taken place within the span of a week. A tall figure with an “animal-like head” crept from the wooded area and went after people with a two-by-four. While two victims escaped, one railroad worker was struck on the shoulder and received minor injuries. All of the attacks occurred between 1:30 AM and 4:30 AM.

    Hysteria quickly swept the town. Residents contacted authorities out of fear. Many had not witnessed the creature, but felt sure they were being watched or in imminent danger. One woman notified authorities that every night at 2:00 AM, something rattled her door knob. Another phoned police to say there was something scratching at her door and “if anything cane through it, [she would] shoot it”.

    According to some witnesses, the werewolf wore blue jeans and a dark shirt. He was said to have hairy feet, fangs, and a caveman-like canter. While police considered it a rather nasty prank, they took al reports seriously after the injury sustained by the railroad worker.

    Just as suddenly as the “creature” appeared on July 25th, the reports ceased around mid-August. To this day, the identity of the “werewolf” remains an enigma. Suspects were ruled out but no one was ever apprehended. No one has since stepped forward proclaiming to have been the perpetrator.

    Perhaps on nights lit by the full moon, there is still a creature lingering in the shadows throughout northwestern Ohio. Or perhaps, buried in a box within an attic near town sits a dusty wolf mask and a pair of hairy slippers…