It’s early Monday morning, there’s thunder outside and the rhythmic sound of rain falling. It may be close to dawn, but there’s still enough “dark and stormy night” to make me forget all the stress, drama, and insanity of recent time and think back to Halloween’s approach.
October (and all the festivities that come with it) is a time when we all want to be someone… or something… else for a little while, even just to pretend for a few hours. And what best exemplifies this desire than the shapeshifter. Werewolves and other humanoids have been a part of lore for centuries. We’ve been terrified by the thought of people who could become animals while the moon was full, though secretly, we all would like to have that ability: the power to change who we are and live differently for a brief time. Let’s face it. None of us is completely happy with ourself or life as it is. There’s something intriguing out there that catches everyone’s fancy.
Still, as I always say, there’s humor to be had in everything. And in light of the fact that life can get insane, overwhelming, and downright difficult, I think it’s time to get a little amusement out of that inner animal inside us all. And an ingenious man online did just that… having a little fun with Shakira’s song “She Wolf”. I can’t help but laugh watching this one. Well, ok… perhaps between chuckles I think he’s not too bad to look at:
Want the holy ghost in you? Feeling possessed by one of those pesky gay demons? Well, you might be in luck. All you need is a little help from the friendly folks at Manifested Glory Ministries of Bridgeport, Connecticut. After all, they helped someone out recently. The church held an exorcism to rid a teen boy of his homosexuality, hence equating it with demonic possession.
Reverend Patricia McKinney and her cult… I mean congregation… performed what they called a “casting out of spirits” (because she thinks the ‘exorcism’ label isn’t accurate) three separate times on a 16-year-old boy (the reverend claimed he was 18) at his request. he writhed on the floor, vomiting up the “evil”, while onlookers made such priceless statements as “Loose your grip, Lucifer!” and “Right now in the name of Jesus, I call the homosexuality, right now in the name of Jesus!“
When did homosexuality suddenly become an object or energy? I missed that memo.
So, what do you to when you get rid of the “homosexuality demon”? You post it on YouTube, of course! I guess they figured they already had a website and the best way to scare the hell out of people (no pun intended) is to be were the action is. Activist groups and citizens are up in arms about the video, since taken down by the flock. But the church stands by their actions. McKinney, who calls herself a “prophet”, told the press, “”Every Sunday we call people up to the altar who want to be delivered from any spirit that causes them to not be able to function. We were just beginning to worship the Lord and all of a sudden he hit the floor.”
“Manifested Glory Ministries is not against homosexuality. We do not hate them,” the reverend said. “We do not come up against them. We do just not believe in their lifestyle.” I’m sure it makes sense to someone. Is that anything like a double negative?
And did their purging work? According to the executive director of True Colors, Robin McHeavin, the boy told their organization he has since been “engaging in risky behavior”. I guess if you take something out of someone, you just have to put it back in.
When the great playwright Oscar Wilde died penniless in a cheap Paris hotel room in 1900, he never would’ve imagined his posthumous fame. Yet after decades of silence regarding the writer, somewhat humiliated publicly by the trials concerning his sexuality, he is today viewed as one of the greats. In 1962, The Letters of Oscar Wilde was published and accepted by a more open-minded population. That same year, a lesser-known event occurred: Oscar Wilde apparently returned from the grave.
Normally, when browsing websites, I don’t pay too much attention for people asking for votes for much of anything. But when I noticed this short film trying to make it to the Cannes Film Festival (and the dead-eyed dolls), I had to watch, click, and pass it along.
This pin-pricking animated short was filmed by Joaquin Baldwin, originally from Paraguay and currently residing in California (though he did stay for a while in Ohio for college, so I’ll consider him a semi-sort-of-local artist). I have chanced across him online a few times, but never had the pleasure of talking to him directly. Which is a shame. He’s very good… and the sort of person I think would be great to spend a conversation with. Besides, I have a few personal thoughts on a few possible hidden meanings/subtle nuances which have crossed my mind.
Check out the video, Sebastian’s Voodoo, below and click on it to go to the YouTube site where each vote through May 20th counts!
Foreclosures still plague the United States as our economy maintains its frightening slump. Everyone is susceptible. In Florida, one allegedly-haunted bed & breakfast is the newest victim. But if a group of ghost hunters has their way, the house won’t face any wrecking ball.
The Seven Sisters Inn on Ocala’s Fort King Street was built in 1888 and remains one of the few magnificent Victorians still standing in the area. The owners, Bonnie and Ken, ran the guest house for 20 years before facing a financial crisis. A failed sale led to the banks demand for total payment, which could not be met. in October 2008, foreclosure proceedings began.
But they’re not going down without a fight. Southeastern Paranormal Investigations (SEPI) has helped create a website, Save the Seven Sisters Inn, where visitors can sign a petition and make donations to help the cause. The National Register of Historic Places lists both houses for their historical value. Charity events are being planned in hopes of doing anything possible to avoid disaster. A buyer is desperately wanted by the owners for the two-house B&B, which is priced at $1.3 million.
An episode of Ghost Hunterswas recently filmed at the structure and hopes are high for it attracting paranormal investigators in an effort to save the building. Events are still happening at the inn, including the Seven Sisters Haunt in April, so it’s not dead just yet. Allegedly, the haunted activity is tied to the land, not necessarily the houses. In the 18th century, a hospital was built on the grounds and treated many injured soldiers who apparently refused to leave.
For an overview, here is part of the Ghost Hunters episode, aired this past fall:
Let’s face it: the paranormal community can be confusing and filled with misinformation. “Ghost hunting” organizations are a dime a dozen, competing for attention, praise, and even cash. For every website offering the “facts”, there is another “true” website out there telling you the exact opposite. The only certainty with the paranormal is that nothing is certain. No undeniable scientific proof of ghosts. No one piece of footage or audio verified to be a ghost. No college-degreed expert in the field with a PhD in ghosts, hauntings, and all things paranormal (sure, some people have more experience and there are a few scattered parapsychologists with degrees, but there is no true degree in “ghost hunting”).
We hear a lot of things from a lot of people, amateurs and professionals, saying what they believe. Some speak from personal experience, others from books and websites they’ve read. There are those who claim to make contact with the deceased. Others are more scientifically-minded, carrying around enough electronic equipment to blackout a small Kansas town. The best psychics in the world are never 100% accurate; even the most tech savvy individuals don’t always understand their own equipment or what it detects exactly. Yet everyone is an expert in their own mind. Everyone knows the “right way”, what’s “undeniably true”.
And then, you delve into the muddied waters of speculation and faith-based principles. Some people label certain spirits “demons”, or even practice “demonology”, often needlessly frightening clients and business owners with unverifiable information biased by their religious beliefs. Another small segment of the field promise to evict a ghost or spirit from a property by “sending it to the light” or making it disappear in a puff of smoke. Still more produce “photographic evidence” which, to the trained eye, is nothing but cold breath, glare from lights, or flying dust-bunnies and mosquitoes. They fail to mention that each above-mentioned item is refutable. There’s no proof of demonic entities (and using the term implies a Christian view is the only “right” answer). It’s impossible to guarantee the removal of a ghost (how do you guarantee something without proof it exists in the first place; furthermore, if you’re dealing with a person having a mental illness and they still “see the ghost”, you’re up a creek without a paddle). Many pieces of evidence can be replicated quite easily using non-supernatural means, making it impossible to prove that orb is a spirit, that misty smoke covering the lens is a phantom.
There is one person out there shedding a bit of light on the latter: Patrick H. T. Doyle. This author and paranormal investigator noticed that his YouTube promotional videos were being misinterpreted as ghosts when they were mere parlor tricks. So, Doyle set out to create a short series showing how “paranormal” footage you might find online can easily be faked or misinterpreted. Does this make him a non-believer? Hardly… just observant. In fact, he does investigate hauntings and believes he has experienced supernatural things. But what we see isn’t always what we perceive. It’s important to learn the difference between natural occurrences and spooks.
Here’s a clip from his series… discussing the one topic that annoys me so: orbs.
Now, understand that I’m not saying there can’t be balls of light seen by people or cameras (I witnessed a blue ball of light myself one night drop from the sky and rush through a field; not a likely behavior of swamp gas), but please, for the sake of humanity, people, stop calling every “orb” a ghost! Don’t add fuel to the fire of paranormal paranoia. Think. Research. Educate yourself. And if you’re serious about wanting to capture photographic “proof” of a ghost, put down the digital and pick up a 35mm camera. At least that was you have some hard copy that can be scrutinized by photographic experts.
Some of you might remember my post last year about Carluccio’s Tivoli Gardens and its resident ghost, Liberace. It’s on my long list of places to investigate at some point. Hopefully in the next year or two I’ll have an opportunity to have dinner there… and poke around after hours in search of the famed pianist.
The haunting did, for a time, make headlines locally in the Las Vegas area. Even the news did a segment on the hauntings. Here’s a clip from a few years back:
A good many people take their ghosthunting seriously. And others… well, they can’t avoid finding the humor behind it all.
Some of you who have watched Most Haunted may remember sensitive Ian Shillito from his appearances in Series 8. Now, the openly gay paranormal investigator has formed London Paranormal. The organization holds tours, gives lectures, and launched the ‘London Ghost Festival’ last year.
But that’s not all. He is also the co-creator of a troop called the Scary Mary’s. And yes, they are what you think they are: gay men in search of spooks. Combining a paranormal show’s overuse of night vision with a healthy dose of laughter, it’s not your typical investigating. It’s all about the fun, the bits which normally end up on a cutting room floor. And with names such as “Wampy”, “Stella Bagwash”, “Waynetta Shillito”, “Pooh Bear”, and “Steele Magnolia” you can tell it’s all about the fun.
Without further ado, I bring you an investigation of the pink sort at Harwich Redoubt Fort:
Once more, I’m behind on posts! I’ll have to catch up late tomorrow when I’m back home from the late Thanksgiving dinner with family. Meanwhile, thanks to Chuck over at Creepy Cleveland, the videos from my Halloween appearance on Cleveland’s Channel 8 show That’s Life are now on YouTube!
My comedic tastes range from the traditional to the insane. And with the latter, one New York comedy troop comes to mind: The Whitest Kids U’Know. Their sketches range from absurd to offensive, yet comedy (as with beauty) is in the eye of the beholder.
I’ve been overdue for a good dose of comedy and thought I’d share with you all a few interesting video clips from their program. Surprisingly, they each have a paranormal theme. The first follows a demon assigned to a Ouija board at a slumber party. It’s followed by a skit surrounding an office worker plagued by the supernatural. Like most jokes from WKUK, they speak entirely for themselves.
The second video is definitely not safe for work… though it is work-themed.
